I'm Elwood. This time I'm going to do it.
43 years is a long time to run a machine with no maintenance. So after 4 decades of NOT taking care of myself and watching my old man suffer with health issues, it's time for me to start taking care of myself. I'm here to make my 300 lb fat *kitten* accountable to as many people as possible so I can't sneak away and return…
