Hello, my name's Brian and I'm an alcoholic! ..............sorry! Wrong group.
My name's Brian and I'm a tub of lard Didn't used to be, and never really noticed the weight piling on. Obviously wasn't bright enough to realise that if you can't fit into your jeans any more it's time to stay out the pie-shop. Was always pretty active in my younger years, rock climbed, hill walking, canoeing, 12 years in…