Seeing as everyone else is...
I'm new. Hi! James, 30, London, UK, chubby bugger looking to drop enough weight to be less of a chubby bugger. Have joined a gym, and been stomping around the parks of Sarf Lundun for the last week or so, after being warned that I had 'sky high' blood pressure. It turns out it's not as high as all that, but it was the…