Dumped the girlfriend, so I'm back on the treadmill again...
Muahaha... Yup, caught her cheating! WTF!?! So here's my plan, guys... I'm gonna get myself back in shape, lose about 15 lbs, gain upper body muscle mass (she loves cut arms), and wow her in two months. She'll be like, "dammn, boy, whatcha been doing to your abs!" I'd frown a brow and reply, "umm, who are you and why did…