Hi! Fellow "Do you carry XX long in pants?" over here!!
Oh look - this where all the other "stretches" (Yes, because that makes me feel less like a freak), "OMG HOW long are those legs?" (About the distance from my hip to the floor), 'How's the weather up there" (Ha Ha), "Did you play basketball?" (You really think being closer to the basket makes that sport any easier?), "Why…