Sourpuss in need of motivation.
Bonjour, ma petit choufleur. (Little cauliflower - gettit?) I'm a 5'9", 203 pound failed mess that has fallen into the hands of sweet treats and take-out and I need friends that will throw lettuce leaves in my face, give me a royal kick up the jacksy and drag me kicking and screaming out of this wounded baby seal mentality…
