Everyone knows that you cannot lose weight, nor become healthy, until multiple, random Internet strangers post on a forum how hot you are. Emotionally validate the person above you, and you will be rewarded with the same. Because posting, burns calories.
It never ceases to amaze me the number of people who seek "medical advice" on MFP... MFP Member A asks: "When I run on the treadmill, I get a shooting pain in my testicles and I often go blind for 20-30 minutes at a time. Am I drinking enough water??" MFP Member B inevitably answers: "You probably need new running shoes.…
How many calories do I burn posting on these forums? Should I log that?