Things I think when I run...
1. Look, I'm going faster than that person! Sweet! Oh wait. They're on crutches. 2. Wow. That 80 year old just flew by me. I better pick it up. 3. Puppies!! In a stroller!! 4. Two minutes down. A million years to go. 5. Do I have to pee? I have to pee. No, wait. I don't. Oh yes. I do. 6. Are we done yet? 7. Three minutes…
