Anyway , last week went golfing, and accidentally overturned the golf cart ...!!
A very attractive, young, female golfer, who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you OK?"
"I’m OK, thanks," and I pulled himself out of the twisted cart.
She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later."
Well I did noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure.
"That’s very nice of you," ....... "but I don’t think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on now!" she insisted. She was pretty, and very, very persuasive..... me was weak.
"Well, OK," I finally agreed.
After a couple of Scotch and sodas, thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now."
"Don’t be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?"
............. "Still under the cart, I suppose." .......

I have a marjoram problem with these puns. I was going to make an oregano comment but I realized that was just currying flavour...