Funny stories from work?
walleyclan1
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I had a little old lady who brought in her dog for "tick removal". She had been trying all day to pull the tick with tweezer and just couldn't get it off and now her dog was acting as if she was in pain. It was a nipple. Ouch!
I had a lady bring her 8 year old female spayed lab in for "check mass". She described it as being large, oddly shaped, and located a little below the *kitten*. I looked and felt all around but felt silly that I couldn't see it. I had the owner point it out to me and she pointed at the dogs vulva.
I had an intact male pit come in with an irritated prepuce. I asked the owner if he had bred a dog recently and the stoner said, "You mean like making love?". Ummm yeah I guess if that is what you want to call it.
I had a lady bring her 8 year old female spayed lab in for "check mass". She described it as being large, oddly shaped, and located a little below the *kitten*. I looked and felt all around but felt silly that I couldn't see it. I had the owner point it out to me and she pointed at the dogs vulva.
I had an intact male pit come in with an irritated prepuce. I asked the owner if he had bred a dog recently and the stoner said, "You mean like making love?". Ummm yeah I guess if that is what you want to call it.
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