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SonicDeathMonkey80
SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
A Nob Hill man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home while she was on a morning jog.

At first the man, who did not want to be identified, thought the person in question may have been homeless, and that it was a one-time occurrence.

But he said it's happened at least four times, the most recent being this past weekend.

The first time was Easter Sunday. The woman jogged near his home, made a turn, heading toward an alley nearby and did her business, the man said.

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.

The man said the woman always strikes on weekend mornings, and he's captured the event on a security camera.

He's hoping KOAT's story about the unusual visitor gets her attention and forces her to stop.

"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said, adding that he has not called police, fearing they won't take the complaint seriously.



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  • ZenInTexas
    ZenInTexas Posts: 781 Member
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    Omg. That is insane!
  • WebbyShoo
    WebbyShoo Posts: 115
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    LOL @ Doing it on more than one occasion, once I can understand if it was dire, but holy ****, that's premeditated pooping on public property... that's groce! LOL.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    that's premeditated pooping

    5:45. - Alarm goes off.
    5:50 - Coffee and a fiber bar to get things moving.
    6:00 - Begin run.
    6:30 - Use the water hose on Elm St.
    7:00 - Poop in Mr. Jones' side yard, tell no one.
  • WebbyShoo
    WebbyShoo Posts: 115
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    that's premeditated pooping

    5:45. - Alarm goes off.
    5:50 - Coffee and a fiber bar to get things moving.
    6:00 - Begin run.
    6:30 - Use the water hose on Elm St.
    7:00 - Poop in Mr. Jones' side yard, tell no one.

    LOL'ed so hard.
  • ZenInTexas
    ZenInTexas Posts: 781 Member
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    that's premeditated pooping

    5:45. - Alarm goes off.
    5:50 - Coffee and a fiber bar to get things moving.
    6:00 - Begin run.
    6:30 - Use the water hose on Elm St.
    7:00 - Poop in Mr. Jones' side yard, tell no one.

    LOL'ed so hard.

    Me too!! :laugh:
  • TriLifter
    TriLifter Posts: 1,283 Member
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    Yeah, that's really...nasty. I mean, if you're running and you've gotta go, you've gotta go (totally crapped my pants Wednesday morning on my run - no place to go! :ohwell: ). But multiple times? And always the same place?
  • TheBrolympus
    TheBrolympus Posts: 586 Member
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    LOL! I can understand once but multiple times is just not cool.
  • lulukittie
    lulukittie Posts: 340 Member
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    Gross!! I've peed behind a bush or two in my day but never done #2 on someone's house. That's a special kind of nasty.
  • KathleenMurry
    KathleenMurry Posts: 448 Member
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    I guess it wouldn't be the WORST thing if she stooped and scooped! Even my dog knows his poop has to be picked up.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    I guess it wouldn't be the WORST thing if she stooped and scooped! Even my dog knows his poop has to be picked up.

    What if you carried a baggy for disposal? "It's okay, I clean up after myself."

    LOL
  • KathleenMurry
    KathleenMurry Posts: 448 Member
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    I guess it wouldn't be the WORST thing if she stooped and scooped! Even my dog knows his poop has to be picked up.

    What if you carried a baggy for disposal? "It's okay, I clean up after myself."

    LOL


    Hahahaha exactly!!!! I could launch a line of poop baggies for runners and sell them at SportChek. MILLIONS $$$$$$$$