Why don't we get drunk and screw!
dbrightwell1270
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Since the three main threads going right now have to do with would you date a virgin, how do you deal with a person who doesn't communicate like ou do, and how do you deal with guys expecting you to drink, I have a solution.
Let's all get drunk and screw!
If you're drunk, you're more talkative (even if it is only because you want to fight someone). Communication problems solved!
If you're drunk, you don't care that other people around you are drunk (unless they are trying to pick a fight with you).
Sobriety problem solved!
If you're drunk, you're inhibitions are lowered so you're less worried about it being you're first time. It makes it sex easier. (also, who in their right mind would want to get in a fight when they could be getting laid instead?)
Here's to alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. -- Homer Simpson
Problems solved: You're welcome!
PS. I don't like to fight when I get drunk. I just worked as a bouncer for several years and am amazed at how many people do.
Let's all get drunk and screw!
If you're drunk, you're more talkative (even if it is only because you want to fight someone). Communication problems solved!
If you're drunk, you don't care that other people around you are drunk (unless they are trying to pick a fight with you).
Sobriety problem solved!
If you're drunk, you're inhibitions are lowered so you're less worried about it being you're first time. It makes it sex easier. (also, who in their right mind would want to get in a fight when they could be getting laid instead?)
Here's to alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. -- Homer Simpson
Problems solved: You're welcome!
PS. I don't like to fight when I get drunk. I just worked as a bouncer for several years and am amazed at how many people do.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Excellent David. I'm so glad you have sorted those threads in one........woohooooo!!! :drinker:0
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On second thought....Can we just get buzzed and screw?
Because I really hate getting drunk and not remembering the screwing part.....................
I did that with my ex a few times, and he was all going off the next day about how good it all was. And there I am....Staring at him with a blank face, blinking excessively.
I hate that!! lol0 -
On second thought....Can we just get buzzed and screw?
Because I really hate getting drunk and not remembering the screwing part.....................
I did that with my ex a few times, and he was all going off the next day about how good it all was. And there I am....Staring at him with a blank face, blinking excessively.
I hate that!! lol
It sounds to me like you're asking if it's okay to hold back on the drinking because the sex is better for you. It also sounds like it may be better for your partner if you drink more. Most people don't like partners who are selfish in bed. This is a conundrum because either answer leaves someone being selfish. Why not just do it twice. The first while buzzed but still drinking and the second time completely drunk. This sounds like a reasonable compromise.0 -
I just don't think drunk sex feels as good as sober sex. Feels like I'm less sensitive when I'm drunk, and apparently some women I've been with have a harder time finishing too. But it can be a lot more fun since I have less inhibitions.0
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You summed it up well
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or, you can decide to let all of your walls fall and be wild and crazy and willing to try anything, just because it would be fun to!! ;-) LOL!!!0
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On second thought....Can we just get buzzed and screw?
Because I really hate getting drunk and not remembering the screwing part.....................
I did that with my ex a few times, and he was all going off the next day about how good it all was. And there I am....Staring at him with a blank face, blinking excessively.
I hate that!! lol
It sounds to me like you're asking if it's okay to hold back on the drinking because the sex is better for you. It also sounds like it may be better for your partner if you drink more. Most people don't like partners who are selfish in bed. This is a conundrum because either answer leaves someone being selfish. Why not just do it twice. The first while buzzed but still drinking and the second time completely drunk. This sounds like a reasonable compromise.
Well it's always good, sober, buzzed, or drunk. I just don't always remember the drunk. But hey, I am all for doing it twice!0 -
I just don't think drunk sex feels as good as sober sex. Feels like I'm less sensitive when I'm drunk, and apparently some women I've been with have a harder time finishing too. But it can be a lot more fun since I have less inhibitions.
Same here. I definitely get number and lose more memory the drunker I am!!
The last guy I said "did we do it last night?" to, dumped me!! I think he was insulted or something....... :laugh:
So, the moral of this story is do it drunk and always, ALWAYS say the earth moved! :drinker:
I am jesting about the dumping bit!
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This sounds like an amazing solution to all of our problems!!!!0
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ALWAYS!! too funny! :-)
So, the moral of this story is do it drunk and always, ALWAYS say the earth moved! :drinker:0 -
*blink*
Meh, I've no plans this weekend. Why not.0 -
Mainly because of unwanted pregnancies (baby mama drama) and sexually transmitted diseases.0
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I don't drink anymore, but IN for drunk chicks.0
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I did that with my ex a few times, and he was all going off the next day about how good it all was. And there I am....Staring at him with a blank face, blinking excessively.
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You did ATM, by the way.0 -
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I did that with my ex a few times, and he was all going off the next day about how good it all was. And there I am....Staring at him with a blank face, blinking excessively.
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You did ATM, by the way.
That's not even funny Chris!!! lol0 -
Buzzed and sober, yep, I have. :drinker:
^Mainly because of unwanted pregnancies (baby mama drama) and sexually transmitted diseases.
I've never done it drunk so I have no idea how it would be for either party. I don't think I would ever anyways because of this. I just don't see how it could be enjoyable for either person when 1 or both are completely wasted. One too drunk to perform and/or so wasted that they couldn't even remember it? Nah...0 -
Buzzed is always better than drunk.0
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I did that with my ex a few times, and he was all going off the next day about how good it all was. And there I am....Staring at him with a blank face, blinking excessively.
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You did ATM, by the way.
That's not even funny Chris!!! lol
I'm sure it would be funny if I knew what it meant? :bigsmile:0 -
Buzzed is always better than drunk.
I'm assuming 'buzzed' is stoned?? :smokin:
Gosh! I need a translator today! :bigsmile:0 -
Buzzed is always better than drunk.
I'm assuming 'buzzed' is stoned?? :smokin:
Gosh! I need a translator today! :bigsmile:
No buzzed is tipsy.0 -
*drinking beer, just out of the shower and not having bothered getting dressed yet*
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*drinking beer, just out of the shower and not having bothered getting dressed yet*
This is why I missed you...
But this thread diffenitly needed a bum since its a 3 day weekend woooohooooo0 -
On second thought....Can we just get buzzed and screw?
Because I really hate getting drunk and not remembering the screwing part.....................
I did that with my ex a few times, and he was all going off the next day about how good it all was. And there I am....Staring at him with a blank face, blinking excessively.
I hate that!! lol
Yes!! Very important to be able to have something to add to that conversation lol. Girls passing out or getting sick during said act is never fun. I promise it's because they were drunk ..... I hope... haha0 -
Girls passing out or getting sick during said act is never fun. I promise it's because they were drunk ..... I hope... haha
And this has happened to you hoooooooooow many times??? :noway:
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