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SirBonerFart

to coin rocks term

Basically I'm losing weight on the scales but no on the measuring tape. To be honest I've only been measuring myself within the past week

_noob_

I took a shit yesterday and lost a little over a pound

TyTy76

I took a shit yesterday and lost a little over a pound

I masturbated yesterday and lost like .2lbs

SirBonerFart

I took a shit yesterday and lost a little over a pound

did you break out the fish net to verify your findings?

Cranquistador

to coin rocks term

Basically I'm losing weight on the scales but no on the measuring tape. To be honest I've only been measuring myself within the past week

link?

SirBonerFart

to coin rocks term

Basically I'm losing weight on the scales but no on the measuring tape. To be honest I've only been measuring myself within the past week

link?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1085648-scales-moving-but-inches-are-staying

Cranquistador

thanks for the link.

I move for a rule that if you comment about something in the forums a link MUST be provided.

SirBonerFart

thanks for the link.

I move for a rule that if you comment about something in the forums a link MUST be provided.

This is a dictatorship

Cranquistador

thanks for the link.

I move for a rule that if you comment about something in the forums a link MUST be provided.

This is a dictatorship

I move that you suck my dictatorship.

TyTy76

thanks for the link.

I move for a rule that if you comment about something in the forums a link MUST be provided.

This is a dictatorship

I move that you suck my dictatorship.

SirBonerFart

lol I hope this is a joke

I like to juice because I literally get high on it. For real, I get this crazy euphoria feeling for about an hour where I'm full of energy. I love it, I juice produce all the time.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1085856-why-are-so-many-people-against-juicing

whierd

I think it's logical to have to count some of them, but I question counting ALL of them. I mean, I put a tablespoon in the pan, swirl it around until it's just a sheen on the pan. How much of that oil is actually getting soaked into my little piece of chicken? In this case, doesn't at least some of it evaporate or stay on the pan?

Evaporating oil.

_noob_

thanks for the link.

I move for a rule that if you comment about something in the forums a link MUST be provided.

This is a dictatorship

:laugh:



I move that you suck my dictatorship.

whierd

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1086537-humidity-can-this-mess-with-my-weight-loss

SirBonerFart

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1086537-humidity-can-this-mess-with-my-weight-loss

LOL you beat me to it

whierd

Just when I thought that I couldnt be surprised at people's derp, they go and outderp themselves.

SirBonerFart

I don't think it's about getting stronger really quickly, which some do. I think the OP was talking about actually putting on bulky muscles, which MOST women don't. My college roommate, however, was an exception. She used to go running while carrying a walkman -- yes, it was in the stone age -- and she had to alternate arms to avoid building up one huge bicep. I kid you not. Wish I had a pic to show.

whierd

I don't think it's about getting stronger really quickly, which some do. I think the OP was talking about actually putting on bulky muscles, which MOST women don't. My college roommate, however, was an exception. She used to go running while carrying a walkman -- yes, it was in the stone age -- and she had to alternate arms to avoid building up one huge bicep. I kid you not. Wish I had a pic to show.

Woooooooow

Some_Watery_Tart

I don't think it's about getting stronger really quickly, which some do. I think the OP was talking about actually putting on bulky muscles, which MOST women don't. My college roommate, however, was an exception. She used to go running while carrying a walkman -- yes, it was in the stone age -- and she had to alternate arms to avoid building up one huge bicep. I kid you not. Wish I had a pic to show.

Woooooooow

I would facepalm, but a facepalm proportional to what I just read might actually cause brain damage.

Some_Watery_Tart

"Have you tried Garcinia Cambogia? It is a natural fruit extract. Dr. Oz is recommending it and Rachael Ray has lost over 20 pounds on it. I don't ever buy any of the latest gimmicks and never have. But when I read about everything it does, I ordered it online. Google it or Dr. Oz and research it. "

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1086394-i-try-and-try-and-nothing-i-could-just-cry?page=2

SirBonerFart

I used to drink Crystal Light...until I mixed it in a large pitcher and kept it in the fridge. The chemicals that stuck to the glass...yuck! I knew those same chemicals were sticking to my organs...not a pleasant thought. I'm back on the plain water track.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1087295-crystal-light

_noob_

so if I smash an organic blackberry on white carpet I'm good?

soldier4242

I don't think it's about getting stronger really quickly, which some do. I think the OP was talking about actually putting on bulky muscles, which MOST women don't. My college roommate, however, was an exception. She used to go running while carrying a walkman -- yes, it was in the stone age -- and she had to alternate arms to avoid building up one huge bicep. I kid you not. Wish I had a pic to show.

Woooooooow

I would facepalm, but a facepalm proportional to what I just read might actually cause brain damage.

Just make sure that you alternate hands when you face palm. If you use the same hand every time that arm will get a huge bicep compared to the other arm.

Some_Watery_Tart

I used to drink Crystal Light...until I mixed it in a large pitcher and kept it in the fridge. The chemicals that stuck to the glass...yuck! I knew those same chemicals were sticking to my organs...not a pleasant thought. I'm back on the plain water track.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1087295-crystal-light

ERMAHGERD! Not *chemicals*!!! Scary!

For real though, we need to petition MFP for a facepalm smiley guy.

TyTy76

After a 5 day closure which snarled traffic in the Bay Area over the Thursday last week and this weekend, the new bridge opened up early this morning. Last time it was shut down this long was in '89 after the Loma Preita earthquake where a section of the old bay bridge collapsed. Hopefully traffic will be much better now and next week I'll be going to SF and get to check it out.

Under construction

Bridge at night

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Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

MiloBloom83

So this is where we come to rip on stupidity without getting strikes? Excellent!

SirBonerFart

this whole first post
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1090596-can-i-treat-water-like-calories-pls-read-for-further-info

SirBonerFart

my cheat meal normally involved some kind of carb since i limit my carb intake from wheats. so even if its brown rice & chicken im happy

SirBonerFart

Cucumber acts as a diuretic and flushes fat cells.