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odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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A few of us MFP girls are back in the dating game... It has been noted that we have no effing clue what we're doing so, please, give us your best tips here.

So far it's been recorded:

1. Save any stories about embarrassing bowel movements until date 3.
2. Do not fart on his weenis... yet.


What else should we know??
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    3. Try not too look shocked if he's un-clipped, or only has one nut. Or no nuts.

    Signed,

    capnrus789
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    Just bang him.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    it's never JUST THE TIP.


    that's my "tip"
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    I should probably pay attention to these. I may date again one day.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    buttsecks
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Dry Humping doesn't require lube.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    Dry Humping doesn't require lube.

    :explode:
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
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    Dry Humping doesn't require lube.
    No, but anti-chaffing powder is recommended.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Dry Humping doesn't require lube.

    :explode:

    XOXOXO Love you long time, baby :smooched:
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    Loosen up that gag reflex
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    Dry Humping doesn't require lube.

    :explode:

    XOXOXO Love you long time, baby :smooched:

    which reminds me....shooting ping pong balls from your va jay jay is more effective than milkshakes...

    and they just don't come in your yard either....they come everywhere.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    escloflowne: "Make sure you talk about yourself a lot, bonus points if it's in the third person"
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    tomomatic: "No second base unless he's made you a mix tape. If he doesn't know what that is, then he's too damn young."
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    Loosen up that gag reflex

    shh...white people...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Loosen up that gag reflex

    shh...white people...

    I just choked...
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Dry Humping doesn't require lube.

    Unless you're noob.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Dry Humping doesn't require lube.

    :explode:

    I guess I should have scrolled a little further.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Spend time interacting with him and update us after the date vs. during.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Spend time interacting with him and update us after the date vs. during.

    *LOL* Unless he leaves for a long ****, I will do so...
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    Spend time interacting with him and update us after the date vs. during.
    Define interacting. .....

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