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Is my penis too big?

TyTy76
TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
edited February 3 in Social Groups
Sometimes I don't get it put away before zipping up and it gets caught.

Anyone else with this problem?

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  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    We are going to need proof
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284
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  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    My penis is huge! I've learned after one time zipping it up to properly lay it next to my leg before zipping.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    God damn it, Elena!!!!

    Also I've only ever got it caught once...I'm very careful now!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Sometimes I don't get it put away before zipping up and it gets caught.

    Anyone else with this problem?

    I used to before i started wearing boxer briefs. That sh[/i]it hurts when the flesh of the underbelly gets caught in the zipper and tears.

    I'm dealing with a similar issue this week. I was trimming the neighborhood, and the guard on the clippers fell off. Instinct and reaction took over, and I tried to catch the guard, and nicked the underbelly. It bled forever.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    No, you're good. :wink:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Don't belong in this group, but joined just to say:

    "You sure you aren't confusing your penis with one of your pubes again"

    :devil: :laugh:

    *hides*
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
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    That made my vagina pucker!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    That made my vagina pucker!

    I like puckered vagina. I may need to flash this with a partner in the future.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    We are going to need proof

    I have a friend on my FL who posted this:
    I want measurements. His too big could be someone else's "meh". Know what I mean? He's your friend. Ask him on my behalf. ;-)
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    How in the hell did you get the beans above the frank?
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    We are going to need proof

    I have a friend on my FL who posted this:
    I want measurements. His too big could be someone else's "meh". Know what I mean? He's your friend. Ask him on my behalf. ;-)

    :laugh:

    I hope it was a female
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    We are going to need proof

    I have a friend on my FL who posted this:
    I want measurements. His too big could be someone else's "meh". Know what I mean? He's your friend. Ask him on my behalf. ;-)

    :laugh:

    I hope it was a female

    It was.
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    You mean something like this
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  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    get a reduction.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I never have that problem. But I keep mine in a box in the closet.
  • shezzzzz
    shezzzzz Posts: 119 Member
    "If zipper grabs skin, you know you had it out when you should'a had it in"

    Alice Cooper - from the song "Better Be Good" , from the album "Zipper Catches Skin"
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