I get to keep Tyler in this breakup though....

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited February 6 in Social Groups
All I'm asking...the rest of the chips can fall where they may...

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  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    meh
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    You call that groveling? Oh boy....
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I agree. He needs a man in his life.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Now kiss.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Now kiss.

    John and Tyler?
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    The only thing I know about women is they will only be satisfied once you are poor, sick and sucking di[/img]ck on the corner for drugs and wishing for death...you're going to have to try harder...
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    The only thing I know about women is they will only be satisfied once you are poor, sick and sucking di[/img]ck on the corner for drugs and wishing for death...you're going to have to try harder...

    George? I didn't know you were on MFP.

    Hey, look, I think i might have overreacted a little when we broke up. I apologize.
    I hope we're good now? Say hi to your bitchwhore mom for me.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    you can have tyler. I call dibs on krys. she makes me sammiches
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    you can have tyler. I call dibs on krys. she makes me sammiches

    Dude,

    Your obsession with her has crossed to creep level.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    you can have tyler. I call dibs on krys. she makes me sammiches

    Dude,

    Your obsession with her has crossed to creep level.

    No one is obsessed with me. :sad:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    you can have tyler. I call dibs on krys. she makes me sammiches

    Dude,

    Your obsession with her has crossed to creep level.

    No one is obsessed with me. :sad:
    No one is obsessed with me either. I think it's because we intimidate them with our greatness. :drinker:
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    you can have tyler. I call dibs on krys. she makes me sammiches

    Dude,

    Your obsession with her has crossed to creep level.

    No one is obsessed with me. :sad:

    It's because Jeff scares everyone.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    you can have tyler. I call dibs on krys. she makes me sammiches

    Dude,

    Your obsession with her has crossed to creep level.

    No one is obsessed with me. :sad:

    If it makes you feel better, I will be!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    you can have tyler. I call dibs on krys. she makes me sammiches

    Dude,

    Your obsession with her has crossed to creep level.

    No one is obsessed with me. :sad:
    No one is obsessed with me either. I think it's because we intimidate them with our greatness. :drinker:

    I apparently need to work on my obsessions, cuz I have been obsessed for ages. Neither realize it.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    The only thing I know about women is they will only be satisfied once you are poor, sick and sucking di[/img]ck on the corner for drugs and wishing for death...you're going to have to try harder...

    George? I didn't know you were on MFP.

    Hey, look, I think i might have overreacted a little when we broke up. I apologize.
    I hope we're good now? Say hi to your bitchwhore mom for me.

    How the fu[/img]ck did she find me?!?
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    you can have tyler. I call dibs on krys. she makes me sammiches

    Dude,

    Your obsession with her has crossed to creep level.

    you're just mad I don't cuddle with you anymore. I have always been at the same level of creep...it's damn near impossible to knock me off that pedestal.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    I'll start sending out resumes for people looking to hire their own personal creeper. For a limited time only I'm throwing in a fake ankle fetish at no extra charge.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I'll start sending out resumes for people looking to hire their own personal creeper. For a limited time only I'm throwing in a fake ankle fetish at no extra charge.

    I have a fake ankle....creep on me
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    you can have tyler. I call dibs on krys. she makes me sammiches

    Dude,

    Your obsession with her has crossed to creep level.

    No one is obsessed with me. :sad:

    It's because Jeff scares me.
    Fixed it for ya, TyTy.

    (now I wanna kick myself in the face)
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    I'll start sending out resumes for people looking to hire their own personal creeper. For a limited time only I'm throwing in a fake ankle fetish at no extra charge.

    I have a fake ankle....creep on me

    PM sent. The first sample is free, each successive PM will be 29.95 plus processing and handling.
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