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_SantaClause_
_SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
edited February 8 in Social Groups
Will is a good friend, a great guy. But I think we have to sit down and have a talk with him. I saw this post yesterday, and I just can't let it go:
didnt read any responses, but coffee can skyrocket quickly, depending on what youre putting in it (OBV)

i take mine with a splenda or a couple sugar in the raws, and a few tablespoons of fat free half n half...which usually puts the coffee somewhere around the 60calorie mark. perfectly acceptable for me.

also, if you dont like the bitterness and acidity of coffee brewed hot, try cold brewing. i do that in the summer, and it is amazing what brewing it cold does for the flavor.
the bitterness comes from the acids in coffee and are released by the extreme heat.

cold brewing takes a lot more time and a lot more coffee, but is WELL worth it IMO.

google it up....there are tons of recipes and posts on it.


No, I don't have to Google anything. Here are the steps Will:

Fill water reservoir full of water
Put coffee filter in coffee filter spot
5 heaping spoons of coffee
Turn on machine

Drink.

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  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
    Will is a good friend, a great guy. But I think we have to sit down and have a talk with him. I saw this post yesterday, and I just can't let it go:
    didnt read any responses, but coffee can skyrocket quickly, depending on what youre putting in it (OBV)

    i take mine with a splenda or a couple sugar in the raws, and a few tablespoons of fat free half n half...which usually puts the coffee somewhere around the 60calorie mark. perfectly acceptable for me.

    also, if you dont like the bitterness and acidity of coffee brewed hot, try cold brewing. i do that in the summer, and it is amazing what brewing it cold does for the flavor.
    the bitterness comes from the acids in coffee and are released by the extreme heat.

    cold brewing takes a lot more time and a lot more coffee, but is WELL worth it IMO.

    google it up....there are tons of recipes and posts on it.


    No, I don't have to Google anything. Here are the steps Will:

    Fill water reservoir full of water
    Put coffee filter in coffee filter spot
    5 heaping spoons of coffee
    Turn on machine
    Let coffee brew
    Fix it to your liking

    Drink.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Will rules.

    / end thread
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    i humbly apologize to all those i have offended, and to those i may have mislead into thinking i am someone i am clearly not.

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    santa, i will do better from here on out. i promise.
    quad, i'm glad you cleared up those last couple steps. people would have been lost without them. ;)
    homer, thanks for your undying love and support. you never cease to amaze me (or make me hard)
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,274 Member
    oh if all those poor kids knew the REAL santa....more like judgy clause....*tisk tisk* \m/
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    Everyone loves Will..people hate you. This will never work.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Well that one sure back fired.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Place ground coffee in a large container. Gradually add 7 cups cold water. Stir gently to be sure all grounds are moistened. Cover with a layer of cheese-cloth. Let stand at room temperature for 15 hours.

    Remove cheesecloth and use it to line a fine-mesh sieve set over a large pitcher. Pour coffee through sieve into pitcher (do not stir); rinse jar and set aside. Discard cheesecloth with solids.

    Line same sieve with a large coffee filter and set over reserved jar. Strain coffee through sieve into jar. (It may take up to 45 minutes for all of the coffee to drip through; do not stir or coffee may become cloudy.) Cover and chill. Coffee concentrate can be made 2 weeks ahead. Keep chilled.

    Fill a glass with ice. Dilute 1 part coffee concentrate with 1 part milk, if desired, or water.
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    Time to school all of you:


    1. Buy Death Wish Coffee, everything else is made for *kitten*. Deathwishcoffee.com
    2. Boil some goddamn water (at least 16oz.)
    3. Add a tablespoon of ground Death Wish Coffee for every 8oz of water to your French press
    4. Add the water and allow that bitter fahkin jizz of the gods to rapidly infect that water quicker than AIDS at a Kardashians get together
    5. Press the fahkin coffee
    6.Pour contents into a mug
    7. Man the Fahk up and drink that coffee black like a fahkin man!!
    8. Repeat steps 1-7 when mug is void of all it's greatness
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Will rules.

    / end thread

    Yup
    Everyone loves Will..people hate you. This will never work.

    Yup
    oh if all those poor kids knew the REAL santa....more like judgy clause....*tisk tisk* \m/

    Yup
    Well that one sure back fired.

    Yup
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