Poop!!!

The poop where you barely make it to the toilet in time, those are the best.

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  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    The poop where you message your best friend to tell her every single time before you poop and then after like you're proud of yourself of something.
  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
    The poop where you message your best friend to tell her every single time before you poop and then after like you're proud of yourself of something.

    I like those too.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    sounds like you can step it up with pics, santa!

    that'll be FUN!
  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
    sounds like you can step it up with pics, santa!

    that'll be FUN!

    I don't usually poop solid...is that normal??
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    The poop where you barely make it to the toilet in time, those are the best.


    Sometimes you don't make it at all.



    I *kitten* for the first time in 4 days today. It felt amazing.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    sounds like you can step it up with pics, santa!

    that'll be FUN!

    I don't usually poop solid...is that normal??

    thats totally fine. even a little blood in it means youre doing it right.

    liquids are not immune to being photographed.

    make a nice xmas collage...
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    I like to hold it until it starts prairie dogging
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    I like to hold it until it starts prairie dogging

    touchin cotton?
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    My ultimate goal is to have three poops a day. Gotta stink up home, school and at least one business' restroom.