Me during a radio ad for whole foods:

_John_

Rosplosion

I love you.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I did that to the guy in front of me after he cut me off this morning. Not "to" him! More like "at" him. *shrugs*

_John_

I did that to the guy in front of me after he cut me off this morning. Not "to" him! More like "at" him. *shrugs*

I would have flagged you down and asked for your number if I saw you do that from another vehicle...

Derp_Diggler

I did that to the guy in front of me after he cut me off this morning. Not "to" him! More like "at" him. *shrugs*

Worst attempt at road rage ever.

DamePiglet

I eat whole foods. Today I ate a whole muffin that was almost the size of my head.

Then my paleo co-worker did this

at me, so I acted like I caught it in my mouth like popcorn.

How many calories should I log?

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I did that to the guy in front of me after he cut me off this morning. Not "to" him! More like "at" him. *shrugs*

I would have flagged you down and asked for your number if I saw you do that from another vehicle...

And I would've stopped.

I was trying to tell him he was a jerkoff, but maybe it doesn't come across that way.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I eat whole foods. Today I ate a whole muffin that was almost the size of my head.

Then my paleo co-worker did this

at me, so I acted like I caught it in my mouth like popcorn.

How many calories should I log?

I'm pretty sure that's still in the database, unless they removed it again.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I eat whole foods. Today I ate a whole muffin that was almost the size of my head.

Then my paleo co-worker did this

at me, so I acted like I caught it in my mouth like popcorn.

How many calories should I log?

I'm pretty sure that's still in the database, unless they removed it again.

Now it's under Love Juices - Man's Milk, 15 cals per, crap, I forgot if it was tsp or Tbsp.

DamePiglet

I eat whole foods. Today I ate a whole muffin that was almost the size of my head.

Then my paleo co-worker did this

at me, so I acted like I caught it in my mouth like popcorn.

How many calories should I log?

I'm pretty sure that's still in the database, unless they removed it again.

Now it's under Love Juices - Man's Milk, 15 cals per, crap, I forgot if it was tsp or Tbsp.

Love it!!! Thank you.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I eat whole foods. Today I ate a whole muffin that was almost the size of my head.

Then my paleo co-worker did this

at me, so I acted like I caught it in my mouth like popcorn.

How many calories should I log?

Isnt semen one of those catabolic foods? So, you can just say it negated the whole muffin. Thank your paleo guy.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I eat whole foods. Today I ate a whole muffin that was almost the size of my head.

Then my paleo co-worker did this

at me, so I acted like I caught it in my mouth like popcorn.

How many calories should I log?

I'm pretty sure that's still in the database, unless they removed it again.

Now it's under Love Juices - Man's Milk, 15 cals per, crap, I forgot if it was tsp or Tbsp.

It used to be under semen. Why would they remove that? What if someone was part of a 15 man circle jerk or gangbang? How would they log their calories?

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I eat whole foods. Today I ate a whole muffin that was almost the size of my head.

Then my paleo co-worker did this

at me, so I acted like I caught it in my mouth like popcorn.

How many calories should I log?

I'm pretty sure that's still in the database, unless they removed it again.

Now it's under Love Juices - Man's Milk, 15 cals per, crap, I forgot if it was tsp or Tbsp.

It used to be under semen. Why would they remove that? What if someone was part of a 15 man circle jerk or gangbang? How would they log their calories?

I looked for semen first, but it came up with nothing, so I typed in Love Juice and that's what I found. Pays to be dirty sometimes.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I looked for semen first, but it came up with nothing, so I typed in Love Juice and that's what I found. Pays to be dirty sometimes.

I would never have thought to look for that. I must be innocent and pure. All my bukkake parties are innocent and pure.

DamePiglet

I eat whole foods. Today I ate a whole muffin that was almost the size of my head.

Then my paleo co-worker did this

at me, so I acted like I caught it in my mouth like popcorn.

How many calories should I log?

Isnt semen one of those catabolic foods? So, you can just say it negated the whole muffin. Thank your paleo guy.

I believe that's correct, and, I'd like to add that I believe the act of "man milking" should be categorized as NEAT.
I should look that up somewhere, too. I guess I could search the MFP activities database.

I believe that we may have just come up with the next new diet fad.
Dr. Oz will thank us.

As will all men, I think.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I eat whole foods. Today I ate a whole muffin that was almost the size of my head.

Then my paleo co-worker did this

at me, so I acted like I caught it in my mouth like popcorn.

How many calories should I log?

Isnt semen one of those catabolic foods? So, you can just say it negated the whole muffin. Thank your paleo guy.

I believe that's correct, and, I'd like to add that I believe the act of "man milking" should be categorized as NEAT.
I should look that up somewhere, too. I guess I could search the MFP activities database.

I believe that we may have just come up with the next new diet fad.
Dr. Oz will thank us.

As will all men, I think.

Excellent!

DamePiglet

I eat whole foods. Today I ate a whole muffin that was almost the size of my head.

Then my paleo co-worker did this

at me, so I acted like I caught it in my mouth like popcorn.

How many calories should I log?

Isnt semen one of those catabolic foods? So, you can just say it negated the whole muffin. Thank your paleo guy.

I believe that's correct, and, I'd like to add that I believe the act of "man milking" should be categorized as NEAT.
I should look that up somewhere, too. I guess I could search the MFP activities database.

I believe that we may have just come up with the next new diet fad.
Dr. Oz will thank us.

As will all men, I think.

Excellent!

Thank you. And they said I shouldn't have a noob of my very own. Sheesh.

_John_

So if "forks over knives" vegans are afraid animal protein will give them cancer, do they not breastfeed or swallow?

DamePiglet

So if "forks over knives" vegans are afraid animal protein will give them cancer, do they not breastfeed or swallow?

They just call it "nut"

Problem solved.