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_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited February 11 in Social Groups
just stop that
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  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Yea, at least shave 'em first.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Or do a little bit of pruning!

    :laugh:
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Yea, at least shave 'em first.

    Agreed.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Clearly I've missed something worth seeing. This makes me sad. :(
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Clearly I've missed something worth seeing. This makes me sad. :(

    well, mostly talking about (wtf is the correct plural of penis?) here...
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Clearly I've missed something worth seeing. This makes me sad. :(

    well, mostly talking about (wtf is the correct plural of penis?) here...

    Anyone with more than one penis is worth a look, even if that isn't my usual flavor.
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486 Member
    I want it to be penii.....but I've asked the medical profession and they say penises is the correct term.

    however they had to determine that considering they usually don't see multiples...but they did admit, that like a two headed calf...it was possible.


    also....regarding the pube issue....usually if it's an untamed forest, it can hide the predator from the prey.....

    which also means the prey is less than impressed...

    the daring confident predator that comes out in full glory swinging their charisma around pruning back that jungle, usually gets mad props.


    jus sayin.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I get paranoid about shaving from all of the Fornier's gangrene, and nec fasc I have seen that originated from an ingrown hair that became infected. I do however, run the brush hog around the jungle once a week on Sundays to trim back the brush.

    Need a pic?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I want it to be penii.....but I've asked the medical profession and they say penises is the correct term.

    however they had to determine that considering they usually don't see multiples...but they did admit, that like a two headed calf...it was possible.


    also....regarding the pube issue....usually if it's an untamed forest, it can hide the predator from the prey.....

    which also means the prey is less than impressed...

    the daring confident predator that comes out in full glory swinging their charisma around pruning back that jungle, usually gets mad props.


    jus sayin.

    Correct. If it were spelled penus, peni would be correct.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    But, I have one really long one I'm nurturing that I'm really proud of.

    I can use it to tie my junk in a bow like a birthday present.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Anyone else thinking of the pinocchio tattooed wang right now?


    No?

    Just me??


    C'mon!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    IT WASNT PUBES IT WAS SHADOW


    SORRY

    JEEZ
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Yea, at least shave 'em first.

    I agree but at the same time someone cut their cookie yesterday!

    TUMBLRJENNAMARBLESFACE.gif
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Yea, at least shave 'em first.

    I agree but at the same time someone cut their cookie yesterday!

    TUMBLRJENNAMARBLESFACE.gif

    Who cut their cookie????
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Yea, at least shave 'em first.

    I agree but at the same time someone cut their cookie yesterday!

    TUMBLRJENNAMARBLESFACE.gif

    :laugh:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Yea, at least shave 'em first.

    I agree but at the same time someone cut their cookie yesterday!

    TUMBLRJENNAMARBLESFACE.gif

    :laugh:

    Still feeling the sympathy on that one.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Yea, at least shave 'em first.

    I agree but at the same time someone cut their cookie yesterday!

    TUMBLRJENNAMARBLESFACE.gif

    Thankfully it was not me. That chit hurts like a b!tch.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Nair.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    I want it to be penii.....but I've asked the medical profession and they say penises is the correct term.

    however they had to determine that considering they usually don't see multiples...but they did admit, that like a two headed calf...it was possible.


    also....regarding the pube issue....usually if it's an untamed forest, it can hide the predator from the prey.....

    which also means the prey is less than impressed...

    the daring confident predator that comes out in full glory swinging their charisma around pruning back that jungle, usually gets mad props.


    jus sayin.

    Dammit! I also wanted it to be penii.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Weed-eaters can be used in some cases.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Weed-eaters can be used in some cases.

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  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486 Member
    that poor cut cookie was no cookie cutter incident...

    that sh1t doesn't happen often

    shudders
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    False advertising
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I know! I've been hating on that for a while. If we could have sig lines here, that would be mine.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Clearly I've missed something worth seeing. This makes me sad. :(

    well, mostly talking about (wtf is the correct plural of penis?) here...

    Anyone with more than one penis is worth a look, even if that isn't my usual flavor.

    Eh, I knew a guy in Mexico City with two. José was nice, but Jos-B was a total d!ck.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Just have no pubes at all. Then there's no issue.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Man with 2 penises:

    huffpost.com/us/entry/4531433


    (hopefully that link works, I'm not trying it at work)


    And there are links to photos there. They both work, he's bi, and likes it in both holes.


    Enjoy.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Man with 2 penises:

    huffpost.com/us/entry/4531433


    (hopefully that link works, I'm not trying it at work)


    And there are links to photos there. They both work, he's bi, and likes it in both holes.


    Enjoy.

    So, you just have the link sitting on your clipboard indefinitely just in case? :tongue:

    I didn't know he was bi. I wonder if one penis likes pink and the other likes brown? :laugh:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Man with 2 penises:

    huffpost.com/us/entry/4531433


    (hopefully that link works, I'm not trying it at work)


    And there are links to photos there. They both work, he's bi, and likes it in both holes.


    Enjoy.

    So, you just have the link sitting on your clipboard indefinitely just in case? :tongue:

    I didn't know he was bi. I wonder if one penis likes pink and the other likes brown? :laugh:

    LOL No, but I did have it on my phone for some reason... I have NO idea why.

    And yes... one has better sensation than the other. He totally tells all *LOL*
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Man with 2 penises:

    huffpost.com/us/entry/4531433


    (hopefully that link works, I'm not trying it at work)


    And there are links to photos there. They both work, he's bi, and likes it in both holes.


    Enjoy.

    So, you just have the link sitting on your clipboard indefinitely just in case? :tongue:

    I didn't know he was bi. I wonder if one penis likes pink and the other likes brown? :laugh:

    LOL No, but I did have it on my phone for some reason... I have NO idea why.

    And yes... one has better sensation than the other. He totally tells all *LOL*

    I know why. *kitten* material.
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