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mister_universe
mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
edited February 12 in Social Groups
I hate imitation _noob_. I demand the real thing.

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I chopped noob up into little pieces and he's in my freezer...

    Y'all want a piece?
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Only if it has lots of chest hair on it.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    Yes I'd like the piece with the crocs
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Send me some rump roast. :flowerforyou:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I really miss how he used lube for everything--even dry humping. Such a tender man.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    Yes I'd like the piece with the crocs
    Only if it has lots of chest hair on it.

    Both please!
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I really miss how he used lube for everything--even dry humping. Such a tender man.

    Noob lube - sounds like KY for teenagers.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I chopped noob up into little pieces and he's in my freezer...

    Y'all want a piece?

    I would like the pen!s. Giant, soft, elegant. I shall sleep with it like a body pillow, hugging it, holding it, spooning it..... at some point I will name it and start dressing it for public display......
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I really miss how he used lube for everything--even dry humping. Such a tender man.

    Noob lube - sounds like KY for teenagers.
    Thanks. There's coffee in my sinuses now.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I really miss how he used lube for everything--even dry humping. Such a tender man.

    Noob lube - sounds like KY for teenagers.

    Never gets tacky (<the irony), always wet and ready to go.
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I chopped noob up into little pieces and he's in my freezer...

    Y'all want a piece?

    Much better than the back yard. At least he's preserved for that noob freshness.

    ETA Hi Mister Universe! :heart:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Be still my heart! :love:

    Hi CupcakeDammit! :heart:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member


    ETA Hi Mister Universe! :heart:

    :mad: :sad: :mad:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member


    ETA Hi Mister Universe! :heart:

    :mad: :sad: :mad:

    Let's keep this focused on the lack of authentic _noob_
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member


    ETA Hi Mister Universe! :heart:

    :mad: :sad: :mad:

    Helloooooo lover! :smooched:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member


    ETA Hi Mister Universe! :heart:

    :mad: :sad: :mad:

    Let's keep this focused on the lack of authentic _noob_

    There is definitely that. I miss the noob posts.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member


    ETA Hi Mister Universe! :heart:

    :mad: :sad: :mad:

    Let's keep this focused on the lack of authentic _noob_

    There is definitely that. I miss the noob posts.

    Sometimes I look at _John_ and think "Hey, he looks like _noob_!" Then reality sinks in. :cry:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member


    ETA Hi Mister Universe! :heart:

    :mad: :sad: :mad:

    Let's keep this focused on the lack of authentic _noob_

    There is definitely that. I miss the noob posts.

    Sometimes I look at _John_ and think "Hey, he looks like _noob_!" Then reality sinks in. :cry:

    Noob is dead. Long live the Noob.
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