The 3 Stages Of Marital Sex
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mheebner
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This is for all the guys who have been married for a while...as well as for guys just married or not yet married....
There are 3 stages of marital sex.
The 1st stage is Anywhere sex. Usually happens when you first get married. You and your wife will have sex anytime , anywhere.
The 2nd stage is Bedroom sex. Usually happens after you have been married a while. You and your wife only have sex in the bedroom.
The 3rd stage is Hallway sex. This stage is inevitable and happens after you have been with your wife for a long time. You pass your wife in the hallway, you flip each other off and say 'F-U-C-K YOU'.
(there is more truth to this than you can believe)
AHTH !!
There are 3 stages of marital sex.
The 1st stage is Anywhere sex. Usually happens when you first get married. You and your wife will have sex anytime , anywhere.
The 2nd stage is Bedroom sex. Usually happens after you have been married a while. You and your wife only have sex in the bedroom.
The 3rd stage is Hallway sex. This stage is inevitable and happens after you have been with your wife for a long time. You pass your wife in the hallway, you flip each other off and say 'F-U-C-K YOU'.
(there is more truth to this than you can believe)
AHTH !!
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