Conquistadors of Cranberries

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_errata_
_errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
So, I just wrote this. I am plastered and listening to rage against the machine, but whatever. Here it goes:

Cranquistador, you are so beautiful.
I wish I could take back what I did wrong.
But fools always create their own demise.
I offended but have nothing but grief.
Yes, I am ****ing drunk but I still rock.
This is in iambic pentameter.
Which means you should unblock and forgive me.

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Did it work?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    *looks into magic 8 ball*
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    NO :angry:
    \m/
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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    *looks into magic 8 ball*
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    NO :angry:
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    lmao.

    NARP. I'd leave me blocked too with that lame drunk iambic pentameter poem. Not helping my case here.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    *looks into magic 8 ball*
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    NO :angry:
    \m/

    lmao.

    NARP. I'd leave me blocked too with that lame drunk iambic pentameter poem. Not helping my case here.

    Kind of what I suposed would be the case. If you would have said yes, I would have been shocked.

    So, what did you do to offend?
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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    *looks into magic 8 ball*
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    NO :angry:
    \m/

    lmao.

    NARP. I'd leave me blocked too with that lame drunk iambic pentameter poem. Not helping my case here.

    Kind of what I suposed would be the case. If you would have said yes, I would have been shocked.

    So, what did you do to offend?

    I came on strong with the creep. A little too strong.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Kind of what I suposed would be the case. If you would have said yes, I would have been shocked.

    So, what did you do to offend?

    I came on strong with the creep. A little too strong.

    And she didn't like that? I'm interested in what you said that would do that to her.