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Bald White Man Manifesto

wheird
wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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We aint got no hurr
But we dont even curr
We git all da honies
And we make all da monies

Our heads rlly shine
if you look too long go blind
we wear cargo shorts and tees
give the girlies wobbly knees

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  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    Does having a bald white many nightly counts?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    No. But you can watch us since you bang one of us.
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    Damn it do mohawks count?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Damn it do mohawks count?

    No. Bald or gtfo. :angry:
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I've got a crown on the top of my head that's quite sparse. And I can rhyme like a mofo. Do I have to be completely bald to join?
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    *leaves group*
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I've got a crown on the top of my head that's quite sparse. And I can rhyme like a mofo. Do I have to be completely bald to join?

    Hayley is in charge of membership.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I've got a crown on the top of my head that's quite sparse. And I can rhyme like a mofo. Do I have to be completely bald to join?

    Does the carpet match the drapes? Do random women Co fuse you for their bald or balding husbands in target?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I've got a crown on the top of my head that's quite sparse. And I can rhyme like a mofo. Do I have to be completely bald to join?

    Does the carpet match the drapes? Do random women Co fuse you for their bald or balding husbands in target?

    I'll show myself the door. I'll be back in few years
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I've got a crown on the top of my head that's quite sparse. And I can rhyme like a mofo. Do I have to be completely bald to join?

    Does the carpet match the drapes? Do random women Co fuse you for their bald or balding husbands in target?

    I'll show myself the door. I'll be back in few years

    Good luck on your journey :flowerforyou:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I've got a crown on the top of my head that's quite sparse. And I can rhyme like a mofo. Do I have to be completely bald to join?

    Does the carpet match the drapes? Do random women Co fuse you for their bald or balding husbands in target?

    I'll show myself the door. I'll be back in few years

    I just joined because Im confused. Hayley's not bald!

    I'll take my 48 year old head of hair and leave now.
    Good luck on your journey :flowerforyou:
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Ugh and to think you were all holding out on me.

    I am disappoint.

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