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Why aren't all atheists fat?

m_a_b
Posts: 71 Member
There's yet another "if you pray you'll get thin" thread - this time guaranteeing that if you believe in God then you'll get thin. So, the question is - if you need God to get thin then why aren't all atheists fat?
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They are. The ones who aren't are lying about being atheists.
And they are gay because they can't pray away the gay, either.0 -
Church = pot lucks = fatty foods and decadent desserts... true story.
But on a similar not... then how come all vegans aren't thin?0 -
It's all the babies we eat.0
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It's all the babies we eat.
FTW!!!!0 -
It's all the babies we eat.
HA! Loved it!0 -
Because they/we don't believe we're going to spend eternity sitting on a cloud strumming a harp, eating 4 meals a day at Sizzler and magically maintain 11% body fat. We believe that this life is it, so make it count,,, don't throw it away being unhealthy.0
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