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wheird
wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
edited February 27 in Social Groups
Hi guys, I was hoping to get some wisdom. My testes have been congested for 4 days now and for the past three months they have worked irregularly. Can you tell me why? I do not want to go to a doctor because of my religious beliefs.

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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Congeted? Try blowing them to clear the congestion. You may need to start with yoga classes.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Just stay testes congested?
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    You need to get your balls drained!!!

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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Just stay a virgin
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    You need to get your balls drained!!!

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    Or you might end up like this!

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Just stay a virgin

    Until I get married.

    Say...arent you single? How is your cooking, cleaning, and credit score? (The 3 C's of Compatibility)
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Just stay a virgin

    Until I get married.

    Say...arent you single? How is your cooking, cleaning, and credit score? (The 3 C's of Compatibility)

    Wouldn't YOU like to know! :love:
  • idontcarroll
    idontcarroll Posts: 216 Member
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  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    I know a guy who's real careful with hymens. I'll give you his number. :flowerforyou:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I know a guy who's real careful with hymens. I'll give you his nimber. :flowerforyou:

    anal sex?
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I know a guy who's real careful with hymens. I'll give you his nimber. :flowerforyou:

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    You need to get your balls drained!!!

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    Or you might end up like this!

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    big-balls-o.gif

    Women love huge balls
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    I know a guy who's real careful with hymens. I'll give you his nimber. :flowerforyou:

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    I'm sorry you're bitter about your broken hymen!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I know a guy who's real careful with hymens. I'll give you his nimber. :flowerforyou:

    anal sex?

    My balls and *kitten* are neighbors but not connected. :angry:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I know a guy who's real careful with hymens. I'll give you his nimber. :flowerforyou:

    anal sex?

    My balls and *kitten* are neighbors but not connected. :angry:

    Okay. So what I'm hearing is you are open to losing your anal virginity but not the other. Got it :tongue:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    you need to get more action.....it's like milk.....curdles when it expires \m/
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    you need to get more action.....it's like milk.....curdles when it expires \m/

    My gf found Jesus and put on a purity ring. :(
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    you need to get more action.....it's like milk.....curdles when it expires \m/

    My gf found Jesus and put on a purity ring. :(

    then you need to lose your virginity and help her find god. You'll know it when you hear it.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    you need to get more action.....it's like milk.....curdles when it expires \m/

    My gf found Jesus and put on a purity ring. :(

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    you sir then should take matters into your own hands \m/
  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    you need to get more action.....it's like milk.....curdles when it expires \m/

    My gf found Jesus and put on a purity ring. :(

    Jesus is better in bed!!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    you need to get more action.....it's like milk.....curdles when it expires \m/

    My gf found Jesus and put on a purity ring. :(

    Jesus is better in bed!!

    Every time we had sex before she would list the guys who are better in bed than me. Two hours later we'd go to bed. :(
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    When the drought ends....
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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    The fella has a case of the blue balls. Vigorous exercise required.
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