Tell me your funniest joke.
Escloflowne
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What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman
The woman
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What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman
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What does eating out an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends....0 -
what's red, white, black, red, white, black, red, white, black, and red white black?
Santa Claus tumbling down a hill with a spear in his head!!!!
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what's red, white, black, red, white, black, red, white, black, and red white black?
Santa Claus tumbling down a hill with a spear in his head!!!!
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I heard this one before but the punch line was
"A nun as I pushed her down the stairs..."0 -
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
Or gay Kermit.0 -
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.....0
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what's little, red, and has seven dents in it?
snow white's cherry \m/0 -
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.0 -
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off0 -
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gluhhgluh!!!!0 -
What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun?
Luke warm.0 -
Happy and Sad
When your wife says your bigger than your Dad.
:noway: 
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The only virgins in Arkansas are the ones that can outrun their brother.0
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What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
Why don't women blink during sex?
There isn't enough time.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys an extra case of beer.
How do you make a gay man scream twice?
f[/i]uck him in the *kitten*, and then wipe your d[/i]ick on his curtains.
How is your first car like anal sex?
You don't really want it, but Dad is giving it to you anyways
ETA fawck I forgot how to swear here!0 -
Seriously Cat! get rid of the fu0
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How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys an extra case of beer.
I'm a man.0 -
What's the worst part about necrophilia?
Finding the right gauge hair curler
How do you defeat a gang marauding attack clowns?
Go for the juggler.
What's the difference between a kitten and a rib eye?
FDA recommended grilling time.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.0 -
when does a cub scout become a man?
when he eats his first brownie
how do you make a snail fast?
dont feed it
how do you fit 100 babies in a telephone booth?
blender
how do you get them out?
tortilla chips0 -
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How do you defeat a gang marauding attack clowns?
Go for the juggler.
Thank you SO much for this. You don't know how MUCH I needed this for my nightmares!0 -
Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock.0
