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Side Quest: KILL JILL, Vol. 0

daybehavior
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KILL JILL, Vol. 0 , alternately: kiru jiru, vol. 0
Difficulty: Easy--Normal
Target: Help Father Gallagher investigate the recent increase in ghoul activity
Combat Mode: Evolved

The ruminations of an epic saga...

Overseer Notes:
A fairly short and straight forward quest. Nevertheless standard equipment procedures apply.
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Father Gallagher is not pleased


Father Trace Gallagher
< Head Chaplain>
"Bout ye! C'mere lad/lass..."[Father Gallagher begins to speak rapidly in an indiscernible accent]

[1] Forgive me Father, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
[2] I'm sorry Father but can you translate that to American? Or English even?
[3] If you put a burger in a toaster, it says "Happy Birthday!"

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  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    kiru jiru volume zero now open for business
  • bomftdrum
    bomftdrum Posts: 270 Member
    Tone, have you been drinking? I thought this was Kill Jill, not kiru jiru? Just messing with you.

    S7 P6 E6 C6 I4 A6 L5

    Weapos: Honey ♂ PUNCH!]: +5 DMG. Increased DMG against human male opponents. Chance to sap the life out of male opponents. [Public Nuisance (Heroic)]: +4 DMG. Increased Critical Strike Chance. Ignores DT. Chance to poison enemy.

    Armor:
    Uncommon+ [Pre-War Fedora]: +1 DT, +1 LCK,
    Uncommon: [Talon Company Merc Armor]: +4 DT.

    Accessories:
    [Tiner's Neckerchief]: +2 DT. +1 AGI, +1 LCK. When equipped, enemies now have a chance to drop silver. Set piece 1 of 3. (Tiner's Regalia)


    3] If you put a burger in a toaster, it says "Happy Birthday!"
    Basically because it is so different from the rest.
  • Odwaroftorn
    Odwaroftorn Posts: 110 Member
    So I have to endure an Irish AND a Japanese accent? Haha! Well here's my American accent at work.

    I'll say 2 because it's different than 3. Haha. This is quite fun for me this morning.

    S7 P7 E8 C4 I7 A3 L4
    Weapons
    [Frozen Scream]: +8 DMG. (two-handed) A plasma caster recovered from the wreckage of an unidentified aircraft. Chance to encase enemy in liquid nitrogen, tripling damage done by melee weapons.
    [Mercy]: +4 DMG. A .45 Auto Pistol with "No Mercy" etched on the grip but the word "No" is caked over with dried blood. Chance to hit the target 3 times. Chances of being critically struck are reduced.

    Armor:
    [Enclave Power Armor]: +7 DT. +2 END. +1 INT
    [Enclave Private's Uniform]: 3 DT +1 LCK

    Accessories:
    [Terrifying Tusk]: +1 DT. Chance to intimidate a random competitor into giving you half of their gold gains for the week.

    Aid:
    (1) [Sugar Bombs] +5 Action Points (used for exploring dungeons)
    (1) [Nuka-Cola] +15 HP
    (1) [Stimpak] +30 HP
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    Ha! I'm glad you caught that Jeff. That little joke went over Brian's head apparently ^_-

    @BRIAN

    I'm quite surprised at this choice since you normally play it straight :)

    < Chaplain Trace Gallagher >
    "C'mere lad... (Father Gallagher leans over closer to you). Look at me. (He taps his finger on your forehead a few times). Are ye in there? Is yer head cut? The Nclave ought be scunndered to have the likes of ya in its ranks. Now shut yer bake and I'll try to spake slower for ya. I wos going to ask ya to perform a more delicate task but I'm ascared it might hurt yer noggin. Aye, it appears brute strength is yer strong point, so I need ya to clear out them naff ghouls fer another soldier."

    Quest Objectives
    -Father Gallagher wants you to travel to the following locations and clear out the ghouls so that another Enclave soldier can perform the consecration rituals:

    Start at the [Chapel] then

    *[Old Nuclear Test Site]
    *[Arlington National Cemetery]
    *[Dunwich Forsaken Ruins]

    There are no travel leg requirements however, you must run/walk/march/jog five minutes for each locations.
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    @ODWAR

    Must the luck o the Irish be with ye here!

    < Chaplain Trace Gallagher >
    "Ach forgive me lad. I sometimes ferget I'm no longer in Norn Iron. Still learnin to spake this "American English." Is this better for you? Good. Now, as a man of the cloth, im ragein over those ratten ghouls that have been roamin round lately. I want to batter the lot of em but there be too many. I need yer help. We need to perform some consecration rituals, but first I need a few reagents. "

    Quest Objectives
    -Father Gallagher needs a dozen doses of RadAway, a gallon of purified water, and some Sacred Datura Root.
    -Travel to the following locations to retrieve the reagents:
    Start at the [Chapel] then
    *[Our Lady of Hope Memorial Hospital]
    *[Rivet City]
    *[Delta Dove Resting Grounds]

    There are no travel leg requirements however, you must run/walk/march/jog five minutes for each locations.
  • bomftdrum
    bomftdrum Posts: 270 Member
    You try reading things at 5:30 in the morning. I am barely functional at that time.
  • nicca_jb
    nicca_jb Posts: 1,278 Member
    Ooh, do I get a Hanzo sword for this??

    S3 P8 E5 C6 I6 A7 L5

    Uncommon+ [Murder in Small Town X]: +5 DMG. (Two-Handed) A powerhead loaded with a .357 Magnum round attached to a spear used by fishermen for killing alligators and sharks. Increased damage on waterborne enemies. Benefits from both STR and PER modifiers
    Uncommon+ [Pew-Pew!]: +2 DMG, Chance to hit target twice

    Uncommon+ [Boomer's Jumpsuit]: +2 DT, +1 INT

    [1] Forgive me Father, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. *smirks*
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    You just might Layla ^_-

    < Chaplain Trace Gallagher >
    "How dare ye spake such profanity to a servant of the Lord?! I'll teach ya some manners, lass!"

    Father Gallagher's arm begins to glow bright yellow!
    Father Gallagher casts Holy Shock on Layla, sending her flying 20 feet backwards!

    xD Critical Strike on Layla!
    :O Layla is now Crippled.

    "Now, go help the other naff lumps clear out those ghouls before I get really angry!"

    Quest Objectives
    -Father Gallagher wants you to travel to the following locations and clear out the ghouls so that another Enclave soldier can perform the consecration rituals

    [Chapel]
    *[Old Nuclear Test Site]
    *[Arlington National Cemetary]
    *[Dunwich Forsaken Ruins]

    -Because you are Crippled your movement speed is reduced by 50% so you must complete 10 minutes of running/walking/jogging/marching on each stop instead of 5.
    -(optional): don't go anywhere and lie to Father Gallagher that you've cleared out the ghouls
  • bomftdrum
    bomftdrum Posts: 270 Member
    Start at the [Chapel] then

    *[Old Nuclear Test Site]
    *[Arlington National Cemetery]
    *[Dunwich Forsaken Ruins]


    Completed all requirements.
  • Odwaroftorn
    Odwaroftorn Posts: 110 Member
    -Father Gallagher needs a dozen doses of RadAway, a gallon of purified water, and some Sacred Datura Root.
    -Travel to the following locations to retrieve the reagents:
    Start at the [Chapel] then
    *[Our Lady of Hope Memorial Hospital]
    *[Rivet City]
    *[Delta Dove Resting Grounds]

    There are no travel leg requirements however, you must run/walk/march/jog five minutes for each locations.


    I have completed the above assignment. What's next?
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    @ JEFF
    Jeff did you want to explore any of those locations?

    if not:


    < Chaplain Trace Gallagher >
    "Ach big lad, yer dead-on. This is some fine Holy Water. Come let's go for a dander, ill will escort ya to first stop but the rest is up to ye. Pay attention closely, don't be a wick lad."

    Quest Objectives
    -Follow Father Gallagher to the Old Nuclear Test Site.
    -Travel to the Arlington National Cemetery and Dunwich Forsaken Ruins to perform the ritual.
    -(optional) spike the Holy Water with Jet and Psycho

    [Chapel]
    *[Old Nuclear Test Site]
    *[Arlington National Cemetery]
    *[Dunwich Forsaken Ruins]

    Again, there are no travel leg requirements however, you must run/walk/march/jog five minutes for each locations.
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    @BRIAN

    [Old Nuclear Test Site] -- You encounter Irradiated Ghoul :O 15 push ups + 90s planking required.

    [Arlington National Cemetery] -- You encounter Feral Ghoul :O 3 min run/walk/jog required.

    [Dunwich Forsaken Ruins] -- Lucky! You find Rare+ accessory [A Touch of Death]: +2 END. A platinum necklace adorned with a skeletal finger. When struck by an unarmed or melee wielding enemy, the finger revives, with a chance to instantly kill your attacker.

    Quest Conclusion
    After performing the consecration rituals, the Enclave noticed an immediate cessation of ghoul activity in the surrounding area. However, in the days to come, ghoul activity would increase to epidemic proportions. To be continued.....

    Quest Rewards
    -100 XP
    -Good Karma (+25)
    -50s
    -Achievement unlocked - [I Kick *kitten*...for the Lord!] - Complete "Kill Jill, Vol. 0" by clearing out ghouls for Father Gallagher.
  • Odwaroftorn
    Odwaroftorn Posts: 110 Member
    I want to explore every location. Sorry, I will remember I need to speak up.
  • nicca_jb
    nicca_jb Posts: 1,278 Member
    *Ouch!*
    *mutters "You know Father, it's not really nice to smite a girl..."*

    ...made it to *[Arlington National Cemetery].
  • bomftdrum
    bomftdrum Posts: 270 Member
    Exercises completed that I owed.
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    Thanks big B :)

    @Jeff it's OK you'll get the hang of it :)

    [Our Lady of Hope Memorial Hospital] -- You find [Med-X]: Increases DT by 50% for 3 turns (25% addiction chance) and [Stimpak]
    [Rivet City] -- You find Uncommon+ [Flak's Tarnished Assault Rifle]: +4 DMG. (two-handed) Chance to hit multiple enemies.
    [Delta Dove Resting Grounds] -- You encounter a Irradiated Ghoul :O 15 push ups + 90 seconds of planking required.

    < Chaplain Trace Gallagher >
    "Ach big lad, yer dead-on. This is some fine Holy Water. Come let's go for a dander, ill will escort ya to first stop but the rest is up to ye. Pay attention closely, don't be a wick lad."

    Quest Objectives
    -Follow Father Gallagher to the Old Nuclear Test Site.
    -Travel to the Arlington National Cemetery and Dunwich Forsaken Ruins to perform the ritual.
    -(optional) spike the Holy Water with Jet and Psycho

    [Chapel]
    *[Old Nuclear Test Site]
    *[Arlington National Cemetery]
    *[Dunwich Forsaken Ruins]

    Again, there are no travel leg requirements however, you must run/walk/march/jog five minutes for each locations.
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    Layla

    Gurlll...Father Gallagher don't play >:)

    [Old Nuclear Test Site] -- nothing transpires...
    [Arlington National Cemetery] -- nothing transpires...

    :(
  • nicca_jb
    nicca_jb Posts: 1,278 Member
    Bah! That's what I get for belitting a holy man, I guess? lol

    Made it to and explored *[Dunwich Forsaken Ruins]
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    Maybe so...but you got lucky this time around :D

    [Dunwich Forsaken Ruins] -- Lucky! You find Rare+ accessory [A Touch of Death]: +2 END. A platinum necklace adorned with a skeletal finger. When struck by an unarmed or melee wielding enemy, the finger revives, with a chance to instantly kill your attacker.
    Quest Conclusion
    After performing the consecration rituals, the Enclave noticed an immediate cessation of ghoul activity in the surrounding area. However, in the days to come, ghoul activity would increase to epidemic proportions. To be continued.....

    Quest Rewards
    -100 XP
    -Good Karma (+25)
    -50s
    -Achievement unlocked - [I Kick *kitten*...for the Lord!] - Complete "Kill Jill, Vol. 0" by clearing out ghouls for Father Gallagher.
  • nicca_jb
    nicca_jb Posts: 1,278 Member
    LOL! I'm feeling all sanctified and stuff! :laugh:

    Way awesome accessory.
  • Odwaroftorn
    Odwaroftorn Posts: 110 Member
    [Chapel] - *[Old Nuclear Test Site] - *[Arlington National Cemetery] - *[Dunwich Forsaken Ruins]

    5 minutes walk/jog/run each. Complete.

    If I can explore any of these areas I will. Maybe I'll run into an exercise fiend of a monster and get more push-ups.

    15 push-ups and 90 sec planking Complete from the last irradiated ghoul. I will NOT spike the holy water.
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    Sorry looks like more exercise is store for ya, buddy :P

    *[Old Nuclear Test Site] - You find Uncommon+ plasma caster [Overheat Geyser] +5 DMG (two-handed). A plasma caster that fires incendiary rounds. Chance to immolate enemies.
    *[Arlington National Cemetery] - You find Rare headgear [Jill's Beret] +2 DT. +2 PER. A military beret bearing the S.T.A.R.S insignia. Increases damage against ghouls.
    *[Dunwich Forsaken Ruins] - nothing transpires....


    As your perform the final ritual at the Dunwich Forsaken Ruins, a larger more aggressive ghoul comes charging at you.

    In order to defeat the Feral Ghoul Reaver, you must perform the following calisthenics routine:

    -30 jumping jacks
    -20 curl ups
    -15 squats
    -15 lunges
    -5 minutes of virtual jump rope
  • Odwaroftorn
    Odwaroftorn Posts: 110 Member
    The Feral Ghoul Reaver just wanted to fight and feed on me, but after watching me do all my warm up calisthenics for the fight, it was wore out and I defeated it handily.
  • daybehavior
    daybehavior Posts: 1,319 Member
    Glad you were able to finish it!

    Quest Conclusion
    After performing the consecration rituals, the Enclave noticed an immediate cessation of ghoul activity in the surrounding area. However, in the days to come, ghoul activity would increase to epidemic proportions. To be continued.....

    Quest Rewards
    -200XP
    -Good Karma (+25)
    -Good Vibrations perk
    -2g
    -Uncommon+ apparel [Junior Vicar Vestments]: +2 DT. +1 END. Equip: Chances of random ghoul encounters reduced.
    -Achievement unlocked [The Light: And How To Swing It] - Complete "Kill Jill, Vol. 0" by performing the consecration rituals.

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