AN AWESOMELY RUDE STORY
MSWDiet
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ITS VERY OLD AND ITS QUITE RUDE. PLUS, ITS A CUT AND PASTE JOB SO ITS NOT IN ALL CAPS. STILL I GET A GIGGLE FROM THIS AWESOME LITTLE TALE.
There is a man standing in the middle of a river, fly fishing.
There is a fish in the river that says “When that fly comes down I’m going to jump up and get it.”
There is a bear on the side of the river that says “When that fish jumps up to get the fly I’m going to jump into the river and eat the fish.”
There is a hunter in the woods next to the river that says “When that bear goes to get the fish I’m going to shot him and bring home a trophy.”
There are two mice standing behind the hunter that say “When that hunter goes to shoot the bear the sandwich is going to fall out of his back pocket, and we’re going to eat it.”
There is a cat standing behind the two mice that says “when those mice go to get the sandwich I’m going to pounce on them and eat them.”
Well… the fly came down
the fish got the fly
the bear got the fish
the hunter shot the bear
the mice got the sandwich
and the cat jumped to get the mice, and landed in the middle of the river.
What’s the moral of this story?
“When a fly goes down a ***** gets wet.”
FROM http://dirtylaffs.com/fly-fishing/
There is a man standing in the middle of a river, fly fishing.
There is a fish in the river that says “When that fly comes down I’m going to jump up and get it.”
There is a bear on the side of the river that says “When that fish jumps up to get the fly I’m going to jump into the river and eat the fish.”
There is a hunter in the woods next to the river that says “When that bear goes to get the fish I’m going to shot him and bring home a trophy.”
There are two mice standing behind the hunter that say “When that hunter goes to shoot the bear the sandwich is going to fall out of his back pocket, and we’re going to eat it.”
There is a cat standing behind the two mice that says “when those mice go to get the sandwich I’m going to pounce on them and eat them.”
Well… the fly came down
the fish got the fly
the bear got the fish
the hunter shot the bear
the mice got the sandwich
and the cat jumped to get the mice, and landed in the middle of the river.
What’s the moral of this story?
“When a fly goes down a ***** gets wet.”
FROM http://dirtylaffs.com/fly-fishing/
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