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tdonlin
tdonlin Posts: 934 Member
edited October 2024 in Social Groups
An observant drunk

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

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  • StevLL
    StevLL Posts: 921 Member
    OMG didn't see that coming! Lol.
  • djsysstem
    djsysstem Posts: 115 Member
    Oh wow, a sober mind tends to overthink these situations :) True story?
  • tdonlin
    tdonlin Posts: 934 Member
    Oh wow, a sober mind tends to overthink these situations :) True story?
    Nope, don't think this particular one is true but I can easily see something like this happening.

    If any one has other funnies, post them up here :)
  • tdonlin
    tdonlin Posts: 934 Member
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