We know you're a poser.....
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Well guys I am a biker,
I have ridden in rain without rain coat (tornado less then 25 miles away)
I ride to work every chance I get (live in Michigan)
Change my own oil
in the process of fixing a leak on my inner primary
Yup I have a Harley that loves to leak.. she is 01 wide glide
Ate more bites that I can to think about
More bee stings in my boobs.. those come flying out when I get stung..0 -
I think everyone is a might touchy! you choose what kind of biker you are and what you want to do - that is what fun about being a biker. it encompasses everything and everyone. been riding for 40 years or so - seen all kinds and it takes all kinds.
I loved the original post and the other list. pretty dang funny -0 -
I think everyone is a might touchy! you choose what kind of biker you are and what you want to do - that is what fun about being a biker. it encompasses everything and everyone. been riding for 40 years or so - seen all kinds and it takes all kinds.
I loved the original post and the other list. pretty dang funny -
It happens every time...0 -
I respect all riders....as I do anyone I meet. Treat people the way you want to be treated! ☮0
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Hmmmm...lets see if I'm a poser.....
You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth. (Uhhhh ya, I do!)
You spend more time shining your bike than riding it. (Negetive)
You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you. (I wave to everyone like Mrs. America)
You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady. (I try to ride in braids)
You take your bike into the shop for oil changes. (Yes. I know how to change the oil on my jeep but not my bike)
Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding. (I have 2 pairs of cowboy boots and 1 pair of Fry harness boots, they are well worn and all under $250)
You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte. (Yes??? Is isn't?)(Just kidding. I know what one is)
You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself. (Only when I stop and take off my helmet for lunch)
Your saddle bags say "Gucci". (I DONT HAVE ANY YET! Still doing the backpack thing when needed)
You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags. ( I use to carry one in my backpack when I rode to school)
Your tattoos wash off. (Lol!!! I don't have any but if I did, they would probably wash off)
You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home. (Nope, it's all stuck to my head)
You won't ride down a gravel road. (Ummmm, only if there is no other way. Now get me a KTM Adventure and that will change)
You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels. (No sunrise yet but I have seen plenty of sunsets!)
You only ride on weekends, when you can. (I don't care what day of the week it is)
You never ride to work. (I have worn jeans under my dresses, many times, so that I could ride to work!)
All your leathers match. (Ummm yea? Something wrong with matching?)
There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers. (Not really. I don't wear them as much as I should)
You don't own a rain suit. (Hell no! If it rains it rains. Little wet never killed anyone!)
You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable. (Oh gosh. I have a stock seat and it kills me! I need to invest in a custom one for sure...)
You've never had to replace a worn out tire. (Nope)
You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn. (Nope)
You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection. (Haha! Actually not that vain)
You ride a Ducati. (Nope)
Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night. (No, but because my seat is factory and my husband doesn't have a bike right now, I havent been more then 60 miles away from home in a while)(We ride it together sometimes but, have you ever sat on the back of a factory seat?!?! 30 minuts without a break, tops!)
That was fun! Thanx for posting. Hope I am not a poser:glasses: but even if I am, I love
riding my bike and I guess thats what counts in my book! Cheers:drinker:
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You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth. (if I get the chance before he goes all the way down)
You spend more time shining your bike than riding it. (no, she's just an ole' Harley)
You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you. (always wave at the kids - other bike riders, it depends...)
You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady. (huh?, what?)
You take your bike into the shop for oil changes. (Ha!, um no.)
Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding. (about $50 from Kmart and yeah, real scuffed)
You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte. (still got Kick start on one bike and I drink my coffee black)
You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself. (well of course, LOL)
Your saddle bags say "Gucci". (my "throw overs" came from a local old timer who made em for me)
You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags. (ain't even got one)
Your tattoos wash off. (no, but neither does the oil and grease on my hands)
You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home. (I've seen them - pretty funny ****.)
You won't ride down a gravel road. (not real fast anyway, that **** hurts!)
You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels. (best view in the world, well 2nd best...)
You only ride on weekends, when you can. (I always can).
You never ride to work. (from April to November)
All your leathers match. (they do, they're all worn and beat to hell)
There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
You don't own a rain suit. (I do, but, I usually leave it home when I could really use it...)
You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable. (at my age, no seats comfy after a few hours)
You've never had to replace a worn out tire. ( bout one a year, damn Dunlop's)
You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.
You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection. (oh yeah, that I do, LOL)
You ride a Ducati. (nope, but I wouldn't mind havin' one!)
Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night. (actually Hooter's would be one hell of a trip for me, from out here in the boonies)
The other list:
- if you don't have at least 10 "In Memory of Patches" on your cut ( I only have 3...)
- if you don't have at least 5 Bros in prison (only 1 right now)
- if your first tattoo isn't faded ( oh yeah, real faded ,can't hardly tell what it is anymore)
- if you haven't stopped a bleeding cut with axle grease (ha, not on purpose)
- if you don't have a 300 pound Bro named Tiny (well of course)
- if you don't have a 5'4" Bro named Stump (no he died)
- if the chain on your wallet isn't rusty (not rusty, pretty damn dirty though)
- and of course if your wallet doesn't have a chain
- if you don't have at least one picture of one of your bikes on your arm (nope)
- if you haven't been so mad at a cager that you've spit on them (done worse than that)
- if you don't have an ol' lady that tolerates the mystique of Ink and Chrome (tolerates, no - loves it, yeah)
- if you haven't cracked a rev when passing a rice burner (usually, then they pull a wheelie - inside I always hope they dump it)
- if you don't know the meaning of road rash first hand (yeah, road rash, broken collar bone, torn bicep, yup)
- if you don't have enough spare parts in your garage to build another bike (mostly anyway, but what a bastardized scoot that would be!)0 -
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For the record, my leathers dont match.
I ride to work all the time, have ridden in heavy storms, snow, sleet, ice, temps ranging from 14 to 100+.
I wave to all bikers and even scooters (lol)
I ride a 82 Honda Goldwing all origional.
Laugh at my rice burner all you want, You dont see any 82 Harley's on the road that havent been heavily modified and/or rebuilt
Keep the shiny side up
Oh brother, here we go... my bikes better than your bike...wtf0 -
Here we go what?? Just having fun dude. Loosen your chaps a notch.:laugh: :grumble: :drinker: :bigsmile: :smokin: :glasses:
For the record, my leathers dont match.
I ride to work all the time, have ridden in heavy storms, snow, sleet, ice, temps ranging from 14 to 100+.
I wave to all bikers and even scooters (lol)
I ride a 82 Honda Goldwing all origional.
Laugh at my rice burner all you want, You dont see any 82 Harley's on the road that havent been heavily modified and/or rebuilt
Keep the shiny side up
Oh brother, here we go... my bikes better than your bike...wtf
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How about a "Not a poser" pic. Who says street bikes have to stay on the street!!!
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I may not make smooth shifts, may not take corners the greatest. But at least I am the hot chick on the bike all you men look at when driving by!! Respect the fact that I am learning to ride, struggling and overcoming the odds that no one said I could do it! Eventually I'll be passing your *kitten*! lol0
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I may not make smooth shifts, may not take corners the greatest. But at least I am the hot chick on the bike all you men look at when driving by!! Respect the fact that I am learning to ride, struggling and overcoming the odds that no one said I could do it! Eventually I'll be passing your *kitten*! lol
You can ride with my group any time. You can pass my *kitten*, too, but if you get to the bar first than the first round is on you.0 -
I may not make smooth shifts, may not take corners the greatest. But at least I am the hot chick on the bike all you men look at when driving by!! Respect the fact that I am learning to ride, struggling and overcoming the odds that no one said I could do it! Eventually I'll be passing your *kitten*! lol
Welcome to the club!
Lol@ Beating TheRoadDawg to the bar!!!
ETA - Nice looking bike Cino!
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I'm currently a follower so it won't happen anytime soon but I can guarentee someday I will take the bull by the horns and beat ya to the bar!!0
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I'm currently a follower so it won't happen anytime soon but I can guarentee someday I will take the bull by the horns and beat ya to the bar!!
How we going to resolve this problem? In my crew, I am ALWAYS the last rider. How about if you ride second to last? To show support, I'll buy the first round.0 -
I'm currently a follower so it won't happen anytime soon but I can guarentee someday I will take the bull by the horns and beat ya to the bar!!
How we going to resolve this problem? In my crew, I am ALWAYS the last rider. How about if you ride second to last? To show support, I'll buy the first round.
That'd be fine. I got no issue being in the middle, but the people behind me might, I'm a little slow going but its just more reason to push to get better!0 -
LOL - I agree with all but the Duc. I got one - love it - ride it almost every day....
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I don't know how many of you have had the pleasure of riding a Ducati buuuuut I'd totally trade any bike for an 848 or 1198 ... I got to take a stock factory 848 out on track for about half an hour last year and it was AMAZING. Total dream to ride.0
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MIne.
The '99 Cagiva has the Ducati 900cc 2 valve F.I. engine from the Monster.
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Oops. I'll try the Cagiva again. 0
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This whole conversation just made me laugh. It's not what you ride, where you ride or how you look when you ride, it's that you enjoy the ride. I personally only ride on my days off. No need to stress about the caged fools on Los Angeles freeways, I really want to live to see tomorrow. I ride to relieve the stress of the work day, so I find me some nice laid back county roads, yes you can find them out here but only a "non-poser" knows where they are. I live to feel the wind, not the needles that fall from the sky in the form of rain. I wear leather cuz it saves my skin if I should go down. I cut my pony tail off when I was 18 and my rice burner sounds so much like your Harley that people do a double take when I ride by. I ride a cruiser because that's my style, so Ride On my brothers and sisters on two wheels...... Ride On!!!0
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Anyone seen the Laffing Riders? They have to be the definition of Posers.0
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LOL we watch it some times, really chuckle. Does doing strength training (as a woman) in order to be able to handle her bike with a full pack make her a poser? Just curious.0
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LOL we watch it some times, really chuckle. Does doing strength training (as a woman) in order to be able to handle her bike with a full pack make her a poser? Just curious.
Why would lifting weights make a person a poser? I lift weights.0 -
OMG - I just found this post - this is totally awesome... and the best was... picturing you, heading to the gym... good heading to the gym - but getting those neck muscles working while your hanging your head riding there.
LOL - thanks for the pick me up of the day!0
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