First 100 days of a Rick Santorum Presidenency
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/02/24/1068026/-Tracking-President-Rick-Santorum-s-first-100-days?showAll=yes&via=blog_1
Read the rest of the hundred days at the link at the top. Funny stuff :laugh:
For bonus amusement: A shot of Mitt Romney speaking to an almost entirely empty stadium:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ2IB1-Ooq8
Day 1: Announces the Presidential Morality Corps, a group of bitter old cranks who will scour the countryside looking for people holding hands out of wedlock, beating offenders with rulers.
Day 2: Bombs Google headquarters.
Day 4: FDA rescinds approval of all forms of birth control, including the rhythm method.
Day 7: Proposes the Inefficient Lightbulbs for Jesus Act.
Day 9: Explains why God wants us to bomb Iran. Explains that if God didn't want us to bomb Iran, he would have given them nuclear weapons to defend themselves with.
Day 10: Bombs Iran.
Day 14: Announces new dress code for federal employees. Men: sweatervests. Women: full-length knitted burkas.
Day 22: FBI announces sweeping new anti-sodomy investigations. The President informs Congress that as a result of the War on Sodomy, constitutional protections against domestic espionage no longer apply.
Day 45: Secretary of State Sarah Palin causes minor scandal when she confuses Iran with San Francisco. To avoid admitting error, Republicans cede California to Iran.
Read the rest of the hundred days at the link at the top. Funny stuff :laugh:
For bonus amusement: A shot of Mitt Romney speaking to an almost entirely empty stadium:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ2IB1-Ooq8 0