Dating Bloopers?

JanieJack

Ok, since I've talked enough about mistakes guys made when dating...so let me share one of my bloopers:

A guy I really liked asked me on a third date, but I had my son's sports in the morning and 2 hours later a "feed the homeless" thing with my church followed by a fellowship I was helping to host. Only about 2 hours between both events. I was about to fly out on a series of work trips, and wouldn't be available for a month and because I didn't want him to think I wasn't interested, I agreed to meet him for lunch. I told him I couldn't stay long, but I didn’t tell him how tight the timelines were.

Once I got there things were going so well that I begged him to come with me to the service project so we could spend more time together. Big mistake. It got crazy hot that day, and he got stuck on the evangelizing team to talk to a group of street punks. Yeeeeea... he couldn’t get out of there fast enough, and never called for another date.

What bloopers have you (or your friends, lol) pulled?

AllanMisner

When I was 36, I took out a 19 year old. She was very pretty and "spunky." I figured she'd be a lot of fun. We are out and she tells me she wants to go to a certain bar to see if someone she knows is there. I drive us there.

As we're getting out of the car, she says, "I hope that ***** is there, cause I'm gonna beat her *kitten*." Thankfully, she wasn't.

I'm now driving her home, I asked her why she felt compelled to start a fight. She said she didn't start it, the other girl had been talking about her. I dropped her off with a good night hug and deleted her phone number from my phone.

La_Amazona

Ok, since I've talked enough about mistakes guys made when dating...so let me share one of my bloopers:

A guy I really liked asked me on a third date, but I had my son's sports in the morning and 2 hours later a "feed the homeless" thing with my church followed by a fellowship I was helping to host. Only about 2 hours between both events. I was about to fly out on a series of work trips, and wouldn't be available for a month and because I didn't want him to think I wasn't interested, I agreed to meet him for lunch. I told him I couldn't stay long, but I didn’t tell him how tight the timelines were.

Once I got there things were going so well that I begged him to come with me to the service project so we could spend more time together. Big mistake. It got crazy hot that day, and he got stuck on the evangelizing team to talk to a group of street punks. Yeeeeea... he couldn’t get out of there fast enough, and never called for another date.

What bloopers have you (or your friends, lol) pulled?

This just made me LOL. Poor guy!! I've been to several of those volunteer things at church and I know exactly what you're talking about. They're not very date material!!!

I haven't had a date blooper just yet.

La_Amazona

When I was 36, I took out a 19 year old. She was very pretty and "spunky." I figured she'd be a lot of fun. We are out and she tells me she wants to go to a certain bar to see if someone she knows is there. I drive us there.

As we're getting out of the car, she says, "I hope that ***** is there, cause I'm gonna beat her *kitten*." Thankfully, she wasn't.

I'm now driving her home, I asked her why she felt compelled to start a fight. She said she didn't start it, the other girl had been talking about her. I dropped her off with a good night hug and deleted her phone number from my phone.

LOL and that's what you get for dating a 19 year old... Hmph!!

Sorry to the youngens on here! I'm just teasing.

Natx83

Lol that's hilarious.

Wasn't something I did, but rusher a girl I was seeing. She rocked up one date to my place, she lived a little ways away and my place was much closer to where we were heading so she stopped into my place. In my early 20's, at home with my parents still. She rocks up and my parents had friends over on the deck outside. She knocked on the door and I knew to be ready so I could just answer the door and we could go straight away. Yelled out that I was going to parent. This girl rocked up and she had those silly butterfly clips in her hair, you know the ones that's perfectly acceptable If you're 12 but not 21. She bowls on past me when she hears my mum say goodby and tries to get out to the balcony, to talk to my parents. I was so embarrassed I grabbed her and tried to lead her back out but she insisted on doing it... I was like ohhhhh man this is bad, one of my mums friends is really funny but really straight forward. She said hi to this girl and then said "what the hell is up with those clips in your hair, what are you 12". I died at that moment, felt soooo bad but was trying not to laugh cause I thought the exact same thing...

Meet the parents fail.

MissingMinnesota

When I was 36, I took out a 19 year old. She was very pretty and "spunky." I figured she'd be a lot of fun. We are out and she tells me she wants to go to a certain bar to see if someone she knows is there. I drive us there.

As we're getting out of the car, she says, "I hope that ***** is there, cause I'm gonna beat her *kitten*." Thankfully, she wasn't.

I'm now driving her home, I asked her why she felt compelled to start a fight. She said she didn't start it, the other girl had been talking about her. I dropped her off with a good night hug and deleted her phone number from my phone.

LOL and that's what you get for dating a 19 year old... Hmph!!

Sorry to the youngens on here! I'm just teasing.

Wait 19 year old and bar shouldn't go together in the first place.

I haven't had enough true dates to have date bloopers. I pretty much didn't date since college until recently.

AllanMisner

When I was 36, I took out a 19 year old. She was very pretty and "spunky." I figured she'd be a lot of fun. We are out and she tells me she wants to go to a certain bar to see if someone she knows is there. I drive us there.

As we're getting out of the car, she says, "I hope that ***** is there, cause I'm gonna beat her *kitten*." Thankfully, she wasn't.

I'm now driving her home, I asked her why she felt compelled to start a fight. She said she didn't start it, the other girl had been talking about her. I dropped her off with a good night hug and deleted her phone number from my phone.

LOL and that's what you get for dating a 19 year old... Hmph!!

Sorry to the youngens on here! I'm just teasing.

Wait 19 year old and bar shouldn't go together in the first place.

I haven't had enough true dates to have date bloopers. I pretty much didn't date since college until recently.

Well, yeah, it was a restaurant that had a big bar area. It was Austin, and they didn't really enforce a lot of rules.

And, Diana, you were still chasing 22 year olds up until a day or so ago.

La_Amazona

When I was 36, I took out a 19 year old. She was very pretty and "spunky." I figured she'd be a lot of fun. We are out and she tells me she wants to go to a certain bar to see if someone she knows is there. I drive us there.

As we're getting out of the car, she says, "I hope that ***** is there, cause I'm gonna beat her *kitten*." Thankfully, she wasn't.

I'm now driving her home, I asked her why she felt compelled to start a fight. She said she didn't start it, the other girl had been talking about her. I dropped her off with a good night hug and deleted her phone number from my phone.

LOL and that's what you get for dating a 19 year old... Hmph!!

Sorry to the youngens on here! I'm just teasing.

Wait 19 year old and bar shouldn't go together in the first place.

I haven't had enough true dates to have date bloopers. I pretty much didn't date since college until recently.

Well, yeah, it was a restaurant that had a big bar area. It was Austin and they didn't really enforce a lot of rules.

And, Diana, you were still chasing 22 year olds up until a day or so ago.

First of all, THIS is why Austin is awesome (not because of underage drinking.. but not too many rules!!)

Second of all, only for a day. I changed it to 25 thankyouverymuch.

Third of all, is it bad that I was already looking for a hot dress for our meet up??

AllanMisner

Not bad, but I thought you said you had plenty of hot going out clothes and needed more work clothes.

I know it's bad form to keep reminding women of things they told you. Bad habit. :drinker:

slay0r

Lol that's hilarious.

Wasn't something I did, but rusher a girl I was seeing. She rocked up one date to my place, she lived a little ways away and my place was much closer to where we were heading so she stopped into my place. In my early 20's, at home with my parents still. She rocks up and my parents had friends over on the deck outside. She knocked on the door and I knew to be ready so I could just answer the door and we could go straight away. Yelled out that I was going to parent. This girl rocked up and she had those silly butterfly clips in her hair, you know the ones that's perfectly acceptable If you're 12 but not 21. She bowls on past me when she hears my mum say goodby and tries to get out to the balcony, to talk to my parents. I was so embarrassed I grabbed her and tried to lead her back out but she insisted on doing it... I was like ohhhhh man this is bad, one of my mums friends is really funny but really straight forward. She said hi to this girl and then said "what the hell is up with those clips in your hair, what are you 12". I died at that moment, felt soooo bad but was trying not to laugh cause I thought the exact same thing...

Meet the parents fail.

Pretty sure you could probably do a meet the parents fail thread.

I've had the family embarrassment one before. We'd all been sat down for a few minutes at my grandma's house and my Auntie goes off on one of her usual rants, this time on girls that have tattoo's. This time she decided to get into such a rage that she starts almost spitting out expletives to describe people that have tattoo's. This continues for 20 minutes until said date stands up and takes her coat off to reveal tattoo's all down her arms..yeeeeeah...

La_Amazona

Not bad, but I thought you said you had plenty of hot going out clothes and needed more work clothes.

I know it's bad form to keep reminding women of things they told you. Bad habit. :drinker:

I know... and that's why I need an intervention.

Then again, a girl can never have enough cute little dresses. Every time I have a date or an event, I tell myself I have nothing to wear yet my closet is full... Ah well. (yet at work I look like I'm wearing a potatoe sack because everything is so baggy!! Well except for today.. I bought new nice jeans and I look good for once. I always joke that my coworkers would probably not recognize me on the weekends)

I like how you pay attention.

oddyogi

I once woke up from a fling that lasted a few weeks to the guy saying, "You kept farting against my leg the whole night."

LOL. I'm pretty sure I just shrugged and went back to sleep, possibly mortified.

christine24t

On my first date ever, I was so nervous and I was pitting out sooooo bad! I felt like I could smell myself lol...that is when my coat went on!

Meghan0116

I once woke up from a fling that lasted a few weeks to the guy saying, "You kept farting against my leg the whole night."

LOL. I'm pretty sure I just shrugged and went back to sleep, possibly mortified.

I can't stop laughing at this. I am so sorry.

Meghan0116

I went on a second date with this guy and we went to a friend's cookout and then to dinner and after had drinks. Needless to say. by the end of the night I was rather toasted. We were at his apartment, I was in no condition to drive, and I walked out of the living room, pulled my dress over my head, and got into his bed. I am pretty sure I passed out within seconds of hitting the pillow.

An unfortunate side effect of drinking too much is snoring so loudly it sounds like a tractor is going to barrel through the wall. The poor guy ended up sleeping on the sofa because I kept him awake. Granted, 3 tours in Iraq will make one a light sleeper. lol

j4nash

I went face first into a pool with a girl because I was carrying her and tripped on a decorative boulder. In NOVEMBER. I was on a first date at a friends place, house party. Fully clothed. With my iPhone and she had a really expensive jacket on. We were soaked. Went into the master bathroom where she proceeded to undress and redress in front of me. And I got a free iPhone the next day from the Apple store. So I guess it wasn't all bad.

slay0r

There's the one that I told on another thread of embarrassing things that have happened. I was on a 3rd date, we ended up having sex on her car bonnet in the middle of nowhere (don't ask) afterwards she asked where our clothes were and we realised we'd dropped them in a massive puddle/stream next to us that was full of mud. had to fashion clothes out of stuff in the car and make do lol..embarrassing and we managed to dent the bonnet too.