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Pick-Up Strategies - The Pokemon Trick
flimflamfloz
Posts: 1,980 Member
Level: Expert
Okay, back from the field with some incredible strategies I have tested for you. Today, The Pokemon Trick.
Prerequisites: A condom, a girl, you, being drunk, in a pub preferably.
The strategy:
- Talk to a girl to establish if she is single or not,
- Once you have established the girl is single, just let some dude come and let him talk to the girl (happens all the time),
- Back off at this point, and move until you are clearly not part of the conversation anymore,
- After a few minutes (go grab yourself a drink in the meantime for example), stand at a distance of about 2 meters away from the girl,
- Without giving a monkey about what they are talking about, interrupt their conversation by rudely throwing your condom at the girl shouting at her: "Pikachu, I choose you!",
- Rinse and repeat until you have got the girl attention (pay attention to the body language).
Recovery from strategy:
- Since at this point you've dug a deep hole for yourself, it's time to use some emergency recovery strategies,
- The girl will look at you mouth wide open in shock, so approach her confidently, with a warm smile. Try to grab your condom - they aren't cheap! And you can't afford to lose 1 condom per girl - which should be standing at her feet while approaching her in one smooth movement - hide it quickly in your pocket,
- Pick-up line: "So anyway, do you know Pikachu?"
- It can be good to study find the names of other pokemons before you do this, it helps the conversation flowing (since everyone loves pokemons),
- From there, you're on your own - use the classical PUS tips. Good luck! (you'll be remembered forever I guarantee you, so don't screw up)
Ideas for the newbies (But do you really need this???):
- If the girl is quite tall, tell her: "You actually look more like Raichu, a fatter version of Pikachu",
- If you realise she smells a bit, tell her that she reminds you of Grimer/Muk and laugh at your smartypantiness (because she'll never have heard of them anyway),
- Tell her that all the girls normally fall for this Pokemon Trick, and that she's quite a tough girl, but that this is good because you respect her more for that. She'll be flattered and love you all the more.
- Tell her that you've got a special pokemon in your pants, and that you can feel it's evolving into a bigger version already (as you are standing next to her),
- Compliment her: "You are my clefairy, my nidoqueen, when I see you dancin' babe, I want to call your *kitten* Jigglypuff".
Okay, back from the field with some incredible strategies I have tested for you. Today, The Pokemon Trick.
Prerequisites: A condom, a girl, you, being drunk, in a pub preferably.
The strategy:
- Talk to a girl to establish if she is single or not,
- Once you have established the girl is single, just let some dude come and let him talk to the girl (happens all the time),
- Back off at this point, and move until you are clearly not part of the conversation anymore,
- After a few minutes (go grab yourself a drink in the meantime for example), stand at a distance of about 2 meters away from the girl,
- Without giving a monkey about what they are talking about, interrupt their conversation by rudely throwing your condom at the girl shouting at her: "Pikachu, I choose you!",
- Rinse and repeat until you have got the girl attention (pay attention to the body language).
Recovery from strategy:
- Since at this point you've dug a deep hole for yourself, it's time to use some emergency recovery strategies,
- The girl will look at you mouth wide open in shock, so approach her confidently, with a warm smile. Try to grab your condom - they aren't cheap! And you can't afford to lose 1 condom per girl - which should be standing at her feet while approaching her in one smooth movement - hide it quickly in your pocket,
- Pick-up line: "So anyway, do you know Pikachu?"
- It can be good to study find the names of other pokemons before you do this, it helps the conversation flowing (since everyone loves pokemons),
- From there, you're on your own - use the classical PUS tips. Good luck! (you'll be remembered forever I guarantee you, so don't screw up)
Ideas for the newbies (But do you really need this???):
- If the girl is quite tall, tell her: "You actually look more like Raichu, a fatter version of Pikachu",
- If you realise she smells a bit, tell her that she reminds you of Grimer/Muk and laugh at your smartypantiness (because she'll never have heard of them anyway),
- Tell her that all the girls normally fall for this Pokemon Trick, and that she's quite a tough girl, but that this is good because you respect her more for that. She'll be flattered and love you all the more.
- Tell her that you've got a special pokemon in your pants, and that you can feel it's evolving into a bigger version already (as you are standing next to her),
- Compliment her: "You are my clefairy, my nidoqueen, when I see you dancin' babe, I want to call your *kitten* Jigglypuff".
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I'm falling in love already :laugh:0
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You didn't indicate whether the condom was still in the pack or used. I just want to be clear should I find myself in the dating pool again.
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The sort of person who can pull with that technique doesn't need techniques to pull.0
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sweet! already got mine ordered and on the way. can't wait to try this next week!
the jigglypuff comment makes me smile. a friend of mine on FB has given her "girls" that nickname.0 -
:laugh:You didn't indicate whether the condom was still in the pack or used. I just want to be clear should I find myself in the dating pool again.
I just had normal condoms, but a pokemon condom would have been awesome.0 -
- Tell her that you've got a special pokemon in your pants, and that you can feel it's evolving into a bigger version already (as you are standing next to her),
Classy Florian!!! You're a sure winner :noway:0 -
Level: Expert
Okay, back from the field with some incredible strategies I have tested for you. Today, The Pokemon Trick.
Prerequisites: A condom, a girl, you, being drunk, in a pub preferably.
The strategy:
- Talk to a girl to establish if she is single or not,
- Once you have established the girl is single, just let some dude come and let him talk to the girl (happens all the time),
- Back off at this point, and move until you are clearly not part of the conversation anymore,
- After a few minutes (go grab yourself a drink in the meantime for example), stand at a distance of about 2 meters away from the girl,
- Without giving a monkey about what they are talking about, interrupt their conversation by rudely throwing your condom at the girl shouting at her: "Pikachu, I choose you!",
- Rinse and repeat until you have got the girl attention (pay attention to the body language).
Recovery from strategy:
- Since at this point you've dug a deep hole for yourself, it's time to use some emergency recovery strategies,
- The girl will look at you mouth wide open in shock, so approach her confidently, with a warm smile. Try to grab your condom - they aren't cheap! And you can't afford to lose 1 condom per girl - which should be standing at her feet while approaching her in one smooth movement - hide it quickly in your pocket,
- Pick-up line: "So anyway, do you know Pikachu?"
- It can be good to study find the names of other pokemons before you do this, it helps the conversation flowing (since everyone loves pokemons),
- From there, you're on your own - use the classical PUS tips. Good luck! (you'll be remembered forever I guarantee you, so don't screw up)
Ideas for the newbies (But do you really need this???):
- If the girl is quite tall, tell her: "You actually look more like Raichu, a fatter version of Pikachu",
- If you realise she smells a bit, tell her that she reminds you of Grimer/Muk and laugh at your smartypantiness (because she'll never have heard of them anyway),
- Tell her that all the girls normally fall for this Pokemon Trick, and that she's quite a tough girl, but that this is good because you respect her more for that. She'll be flattered and love you all the more.
- Tell her that you've got a special pokemon in your pants, and that you can feel it's evolving into a bigger version already (as you are standing next to her),
- Compliment her: "You are my clefairy, my nidoqueen, when I see you dancin' babe, I want to call your *kitten* Jigglypuff".
Hahahaha! Yes this is what the world needs.0 -
OMG! I would die if someone actually did this. See .. I have a 12 year old boy and I know ALLLL those Pokemon .. so if somone called me Raichu .. that would be a deal breaker. lol.0
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OMG! I would die if someone actually did this. See .. I have a 12 year old boy and I know ALLLL those Pokemon .. so if somone called me Raichu .. that would be a deal breaker. lol.
Lol. So snorlax wouldn't go down that well either then I'm guessing hahaha0 -
crap. It's not like dating wasn't hard enough. Now I"m going to have to start watching Pokemon :sad:0
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Ashley needs new panties.
Funny, I call my vajayjay my Pikachu. So cute.0 -
OMG! I would die if someone actually did this. See .. I have a 12 year old boy and I know ALLLL those Pokemon .. so if somone called me Raichu .. that would be a deal breaker. lol.
Lol. So snorlax wouldn't go down that well either then I'm guessing hahaha
LOL ...probably not! hahahah!0 -
Bwahahaha.....
Please, try this and have a friend record it.
Load it to YouTube...and share the link. :bigsmile:0
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