We know you pee in the shower.
Banks01
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So the POF thing has failed miserably. And I'm tired of setups from friends, it just creates awkward situations if it doesn't work out
However, my buddy has been on match and it's been very successful for him
I guess I'm just not the dating site type and woud rather meet someone the old fashion way, like in the grocery store, museum or charity event.
That's right men, the Susan G walk for a cure. 20,000 women all there. You can spend three days walking and not talk to 1/5 of them.
:):):)
Hmm
However, my buddy has been on match and it's been very successful for him
I guess I'm just not the dating site type and woud rather meet someone the old fashion way, like in the grocery store, museum or charity event.
That's right men, the Susan G walk for a cure. 20,000 women all there. You can spend three days walking and not talk to 1/5 of them.
:):):)Hmm
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There are two types of people in the world:
People who pee in the shower, and dirty ****ing liars!
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But yeah, about the online dating. Just keep trying. 0 -
You're sense of humor confuzzles me. :huh:
Maybe I'm blonde and just don't realize it.0 -
You're sense of humor confuzzles me. :huh:
Maybe I'm blonde and just don't realize it.
Which part.
(I get weird hungover. But that's not all)0 -
Were you peeking in my bathroom??
And what does that have to do with online dating?? :huh:0 -
Were you peeking in my bathroom??
And what does that have to do with online dating?? :huh:
Aha! I knew it!0 -
There are two types of people in the world:
People who pee in the shower, and dirty ****ing liars!
:laugh:
But yeah, about the online dating. Just keep trying.
Peeing in the shower drunk beats trying to hit the toilet when you are seeing double! :laugh:0 -
Peeing in the shower is better than waking up to find your drunk bf peeing in the corner of your bedroom.
True story.0 -
Peeing in the shower is better than waking up to find your drunk bf peeing in the corner of your bedroom.
True story.
Ha!
I had an ex that got up in a stupor and sat in a chair thinking she was in the bathroom. Ruined a chair. Hahah0 -
Peeing in the shower is better than waking up to find your drunk bf peeing in the corner of your bedroom.
True story.
Ha!
I had an ex that got up in a stupor and sat in a chair thinking she was in the bathroom. Ruined a chair. Hahah
That's just wrong lol.
I'm not going to lie, I've peed in a clothes hamper drunk... Wow0 -
After an Everclear night I peed in my boyfriend-at-the-time's bed. I don't remember a thing.. I woke up and I was on top of towels.
I said, "Why the eff am I sleeping on towels?"
He said, "Cuz you pissed the bed."
"Shut the eff up no I didn't!"
I guess I tried to pee in the kitchen sink before we went to sleep. Yeah.. never doing shots of red bull and Everclear followed by chugging 40s again. :noway:
Funny part is I broke up with him eventually.0 -
My best friend visited and we got rather toasted. She peed on my armchair and then somehow pulled out one of the dresser drawers and peed in there. Awesome!0
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Peeing in the shower is better than waking up to find your drunk bf peeing in the corner of your bedroom.
True story.
Ha!
I had an ex that got up in a stupor and sat in a chair thinking she was in the bathroom. Ruined a chair. Hahah
That's just wrong lol.
I'm not going to lie, I've peed in a clothes hamper drunk... Wow
Did you guys ever see the show on VH1 where they had "celeberties" in a house and they have Vern Troier (or how every you spell his name) and he was drunk on his scooter and peeing in the corner of one of the bedrooms?0 -
I've never tried POF but have tried Match. It's definitely hit and miss. I actually found a really cool guy on there and we've gone out twice now and have a third date planned. Who knows..... he has all his teeth AND a job... could be promising!
Keep trying -- You just never know where you'll find someone. My mom met her current husband at Verizon. She just started flirting with him and things just rolled.....kind of cute.0 -
Peeing in the shower is better than waking up to find your drunk bf peeing in the corner of your bedroom.
True story.
Ha!
I had an ex that got up in a stupor and sat in a chair thinking she was in the bathroom. Ruined a chair. Hahah
Eugh!!!!0 -
I had a friend come in from out of town.... He was sleeping in one of the kids rooms. Well my sister woke up to him peeing in my son;s halloween pumpkin about 3 inches from her face. Needless to say the pumpkin made a very short trip to the dump lol.0
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Peeing in the shower is better than waking up to find your drunk bf peeing in the corner of your bedroom.
True story.
Ha!
I had an ex that got up in a stupor and sat in a chair thinking she was in the bathroom. Ruined a chair. Hahah
That's just wrong lol.
I'm not going to lie, I've peed in a clothes hamper drunk... Wow
Did you guys ever see the show on VH1 where they had "celeberties" in a house and they have Vern Troier (or how every you spell his name) and he was drunk on his scooter and peeing in the corner of one of the bedrooms?
Yeah. And that was the last episode I watched. Ugh.
I love the fact that this thread title in in your news feed LOL0 -
going to a breast cancer charity to meet women....:huh: :noway:
not even humorous
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Back in High School my buddy stayed at my place cause he was hammered drunk. I woke up to him pissing out my bedroom window and said, Slu why the F**k are you pissing out my window?? He replied with Jimmy why the hell do you sleep in the bathroom?? Then he started laughing so hard he fell over backwards and pissed all over himself…. It was the highlight of my Sophomore year!0
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Back in High School my buddy stayed at my place cause he was hammered drunk. I woke up to him pissing out my bedroom window and said, Slu why the F**k are you pissing out my window?? He replied with Jimmy why the hell do you sleep in the bathroom?? Then he started laughing so hard he fell over backwards and pissed all over himself…. It was the highlight of my Sophomore year!
OMG that is hilarious!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
yes. I pee in the shower. It's the best way for girls to practice peeing standing up. good for the hover squats too.
But getting so drunk that you can't tell the difference between a chair and a toilet? or clothes hamper, or potted plant? That's pretty classy. I def wouldn't be dating somebody for long after that.
Never in my life have I been so drunk I've pissed myself. I've puked--in the toilet. Holding my own hair. And even then i swear to god there was something besides alcohol in my drink.0 -
going to a breast cancer charity to meet women....:huh: :noway:
not even humorous
Why would that be *kitten* material? There are a lot of women there and charity events are good places to meet people.0 -
Back in High School my buddy stayed at my place cause he was hammered drunk. I woke up to him pissing out my bedroom window and said, Slu why the F**k are you pissing out my window?? He replied with Jimmy why the hell do you sleep in the bathroom?? Then he started laughing so hard he fell over backwards and pissed all over himself…. It was the highlight of my Sophomore year!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
My ex pissed the bed more times than I care to remember. One time I woke him up mid pee and he directed his aim at me!!!! FFS!! :noway: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
yes. I pee in the shower. It's the best way for girls to practice peeing standing up. good for the hover squats too.
But getting so drunk that you can't tell the difference between a chair and a toilet? or clothes hamper, or potted plant? That's pretty classy. I def wouldn't be dating somebody for long after that.
Never in my life have I been so drunk I've pissed myself. I've puked--in the toilet. Holding my own hair. And even then i swear to god there was something besides alcohol in my drink.
There was nothing in that drink expect limes and cachaca. I had one last weekend - puts me such a mellow mood.0 -
going to a breast cancer charity to meet women....:huh: :noway:
not even humorous
Why would that be *kitten* material? There are a lot of women there and charity events are good places to meet people.
oh don't bother - some people don't know when it's a joke.
It's good to see Becky is back though, even though she cant handle rum.0 -
going to a breast cancer charity to meet women....:huh: :noway:
not even humorous
Why would that be *kitten* material? There are a lot of women there and charity events are good places to meet people.
Yeah, I'm not understanding that. Why would women at a breast cancer charity not appreciate a man that is sensitive to the issue. It's not like he is going around hitting on them. He is offering support and hoping that a new friendship might blossom. Not having a problem with that at all.0 -
I had a friend come in from out of town.... He was sleeping in one of the kids rooms. Well my sister woke up to him peeing in my son;s halloween pumpkin about 3 inches from her face. Needless to say the pumpkin made a very short trip to the dump lol.
What? Hahah0 -
That's right men, the Susan G walk for a cure. 20,000 women all there. You can spend three days walking and not talk to 1/5 of them.:):):)
Hmm
If i saw a guy walking by himself in the Susan G Komen walk, i'd probably hug him. Automatic win.0 -
That's right men, the Susan G walk for a cure. 20,000 women all there. You can spend three days walking and not talk to 1/5 of them.:):):)
Hmm
If i saw a guy walking by himself in the Susan G Komen walk, i'd probably hug him. Automatic win.
Irony of ironies.
I was just joking because I was in a mood at the time but..
Ive been involved in charities for years, mostly Habitat for Humanity International, the Atlanta Food Bank and some children's charities and someone I know has organized a team and invited me yesterday to join them in October.
Of course I said yes, but for the right reasons.
I'd def take a hug if someone was offering. Hahaha0 -
I wanted to piss in the shower today, but was showering with my girlfriend. So I held it, and then dressed quickly and went down to the lobby restrooms to pee.0
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I wanted to piss in the shower today, but was showering with my girlfriend. So I held it, and then dressed quickly and went down to the lobby restrooms to pee.
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