Best Messages Ever
Lizlicious2187
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This is just a place to put the best/worst/most hilarious messages you've received from someone online. I have a couple to add from okcupid. The first is apparently a star wars reference but I've never seen star wars and didn't refer to it in my profile.
"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?" translation please? because that's all he wrote.
and my personal favorite of the night.... "hey hun gf was wanting to know if your into girls and or couples?" :noway:
please feel free to add yours :drinker:
"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?" translation please? because that's all he wrote.
and my personal favorite of the night.... "hey hun gf was wanting to know if your into girls and or couples?" :noway:
please feel free to add yours :drinker:
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I had a message from a guy after we met and I very politely told him that I wasn't interested, and this was his response:
"Oh, so you think your parents felt an immediate connection the first time they met? What makes you think you're so much better than me? People are so crazy in these days of laptops and cell phones and you're just too young to know what's important."
Uh...huh? I really didn't think I had to be as polite to him as I was, especially since he tried to convince me to go out with him again by telling me my *kitten* looked great in my jeans and he loved looking at it as I walked away... :noway:0 -
A guy told me I was so attractive he wanted to eat mashed potatoes off my chest. Ew. Another asked if I would want to watch him "touch himself" (putting it as PG as possible because that was NOT the wording he used). EWWWWW. So many perverts...0
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A guy told me I was so attractive he wanted to eat mashed potatoes off my chest.
Mashed potatoes? Really? So unromantic.0 -
A guy told me I was so attractive he wanted to eat mashed potatoes off my chest.
Mashed potatoes? Really? So unromantic.
As opposed to roasted fingerling potatoes?0 -
Got this once from Match. Went out with him twice. And this doesn't take a whole lot of effort, because you'll see all he really had to do was take the stock pattern and cut-n-paste my username a couple times. Easy-Peasy. PS: For those who aren't on Match... "Our story" is a link that appears at the top of the screen for each match you've had contact with. When you click that link, it gives an outline of all the winks/emails/etc you've had, much like this guy outlined above. My username (below) is SavedP
Email was titled, "Our Story"
GuyFromMatch; viewed your profile
SavedP; viewed my profile
GuyFromMatch; winked
SavedP; winked back
GuyFromMatchsaid; Helloooo!!!! I'm HisName...
SavedP said; Helloooo!!! I'm _______(please insert name here) (wait.... Hold on that's not rite...) hummmm...... (I got it I will use your user name) (ok from the top)
GuyFromMatch; viewed your profile
SavedP; viewed my profile
GuyFromMatch; winked
SavedP; winked back
GuyFromMatchsaid; helloooo!!!! I'm HisName
SavedP said; helloooo!!!! I'm SavedP
FFW>>>> 2 or 3 years...
The happy couple get married
FFW>>>> 20 or 30 years...
Happily ever after... The END...0 -
I love the ones from couples!!! Too funny. I'll have to find the picture I have of a message I got once. This guy came out and said that he had a really small penis and told me about how much he loved his ex but she cheated on him because he couldn't please her.
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The worst one would have to be the guy who emailed "Would you date younger, white, men?" and I wrote back "yes." His next message said, "Do you think your old bones can handle this?" I wrote back that my old bones could handle plenty but he'd never get the chance to find out.0
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I feel like I'm missing out, haha (sarcasm there)... I've had only one request for what I believe was a sexual relationship, but the spelling was so poor I couldn't quite be certain. Outside that, I've gotten "I like what I see" and "Sexy" but that's about it...
That message is interesting at least JJ. Clearly it got him at least a few dates!
Wow, Shammxo, I can't believe any guy would admit anything like that in an attempt to win you over! Love your new profile pic btw, you look amazing!
As to the mashed potatoes... not even sure what to say. Clearly he's not eating low carb?!0 -
A guy told me I was so attractive he wanted to eat mashed potatoes off my chest.
Mashed potatoes? Really? So unromantic.
As opposed to roasted fingerling potatoes?
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Earlier this year, a girls second message to me was asking for phone sex but she knew I was in South Carolina, so asked for that when I got home later that week, and wanted cybersex instead.
I was so flabergasted it took me a few seconds to delete that person. I wasn't sure if I more confused that that was what she was trolling for, or that she wasn't sure how a phone worked.0 -
I can't even share some of the messages I've gotten they've been so bad. :sick:
The other day someone sent me a message saying: If I pay the postage, can I keep you? I promise to handle with care.0 -
I can't even share some of the messages I've gotten they've been so bad. :sick:
The other day someone sent me a message saying: If I pay the postage, can I keep you? I promise to handle with care.
So using that pickup line at a bar! hahahahaha0 -
A guy told me I was so attractive he wanted to eat mashed potatoes off my chest.
As a southerner I always lead with biscuits and gravy.
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I mention on my profile that I'm a Guide leader (Girl Scouts for the Americans) and got a message from one guy named BondageBoy or similar that just said "So, you're good with knots then?" I nearly died.0
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This is just a place to put the best/worst/most hilarious messages you've received from someone online. I have a couple to add from okcupid. The first is apparently a star wars reference but I've never seen star wars and didn't refer to it in my profile.
"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?" translation please? because that's all he wrote.
I'm straight...I would have slept with him if he opened with that lol0 -
A guy told me I was so attractive he wanted to eat mashed potatoes off my chest.
As a southerner I always lead with biscuits and gravy.
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Awww, honey, come on now. You know it should be grits.0 -
A guy told me I was so attractive he wanted to eat mashed potatoes off my chest.
Mashed potatoes? Really? So unromantic.
As opposed to roasted fingerling potatoes?
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I got "can I get between those?"
me: "huh?"
Him "Lets just say I like those slacks!"
??????????
Things that make you go hmmmm???0 -
Ha, good ones.
On a dating site, the first message I got from this one douche bag was "Do you have any topless pics you can send me?" When I called him out on being a d-bag he was offended. LOL. Boys are stupid!!!0 -
This is just a place to put the best/worst/most hilarious messages you've received from someone online. I have a couple to add from okcupid. The first is apparently a star wars reference but I've never seen star wars and didn't refer to it in my profile.
"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? She's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?" translation please? because that's all he wrote.
I'm straight...I would have slept with him if he opened with that lol
LMAO I actually did start talking to him but admitted that I had to google it (hangs head in shame). The funny thing is that this dude is like 6'4 220 lbs and in the army. Just caught me off guard :laugh:0 -
Okay this isn't a message but I was scrolling through the meet me's on POF and came across this profile.
First the picture is a bulldog laying in ice no other pictures
The about meRed is any of a number of similar colors evoked by light consisting predominantly of the longest wavelength range of roughly 630-740 nm. [2] Longer wavelengths just past this range are called infarred (below red) and cannot be seen by the naked eye although they can be sensed as heat. In some cultures, certain shades of red are used to symbolize anger or agrression.
It is the color of blood when it is exposed to sunlight. In western countries, it is most commonly referred to as a color of evil, love, and somtimes, though rarely, happiness.
That is it. I wonder how many emails he gets.0 -
"I have a thing for latin chicks."
am I supposed to melt over this? :grumble:0 -
"I have a thing for latin chicks."
am I supposed to melt over this? :grumble:
^^I got the same thing plus worst...
"I have a thing for black women" :grumble: :noway:0 -
Better than "I have a thing for big girls."0
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Oh hell naw.
I would just say "I have a thing for YOU" instead.0 -
Better than "I have a thing for big girls."
this is NO BUENO0 -
Oh hell naw.
I would just say "I have a thing for YOU" instead.
this may actually catch my attention lol. i'm a sucker for a smart *kitten*0 -
Oh hell naw.
I would just say "I have a thing for YOU" instead.
Yep that might work.0
