You know you're pregnant when...
JLatham325
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So I know there used to be a topic similar to this a while ago, but I figured I’d start it up again just for fun 
Chime in and finish the sentence:
You know you’re pregnant when…..
- You know in your heart you will NEVER take for granted the blessing of a normal bowel movement EVER AGAIN
- You never owned a maxi dress before, and now suddenly you own 10
- You know longer think “waddling” is embarrassing, it’s more comfortable to walk that way. Waddle on, sister!
- You realize that this is the ONLY time you will ever love the comment “You are all belly!”
Chime in and finish the sentence:You know you’re pregnant when…..
- You know in your heart you will NEVER take for granted the blessing of a normal bowel movement EVER AGAIN
- You never owned a maxi dress before, and now suddenly you own 10
- You know longer think “waddling” is embarrassing, it’s more comfortable to walk that way. Waddle on, sister!
- You realize that this is the ONLY time you will ever love the comment “You are all belly!”
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Hah! I like this.
- You sleep during the day and don't feel guilty about it.
- You have more gas than the Shell station down the corner.0 -
Hah! I like this.
- You sleep during the day and don't feel guilty about it.
- You have more gas than the Shell station down the corner.
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hahaha thats awesome0 -
- You spend more time shopping for onesies than you do for handbags or shoes anymore.0
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For me, it's waking up every day feeling hungover, despite the fact that I haven't had a drink since EPT said "PREGNANT!" I don't understand how women can say the love being pregnant because so far I think it's awful! But I'll have a little one here soon enough.0
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This is Gross and prob one of the worst parts of being pregnant- starting around 20- 22 weeks- everytime you bend over, you throw up a little in your throat
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When you feel like you could eat a cow every 2 hours!0
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......you quit wearing shoes with laces because it's too much work
......you grunt louder than an olympic shot putter trying to roll over in bed
......your husband instinctively gives you a helping push up off the couch
......you've gotten stuck trying to squish inbetween things because you forget sucking in doesn't do anything anymore.
......you've "blind shaved" wherever you can no longer see and hoped for the best0 -
- You have more gas than the Shell station down the corner.
So true! Earlier this week I particularly gassy night, and I hadn't had a BM in two days, which certainly didn't help the issue at all. When DH came back into the bedroom to let me know he was leaving for work he said, "Man, I hope you have a dump today!" :laugh: :blushing:
*Your boobs look like they belong to a porn star
*Your *kitten* eats your underwear every time you bend over
*You're so tired you could fall asleep standing up
*You've never had BM issues, but starting around 22 weeks (or earlier, for some) you suddenly find the need to dramatically increase your fiber intake
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*You cross your legs when you sneeze with a full bladder to avoid "snissing" your pants0 -
someone gives you food and you giggle like a kid in a candy store!!!! LOL0
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- You have more gas than the Shell station down the corner.
So true! Earlier this week I particularly gassy night, and I hadn't had a BM in two days, which certainly didn't help the issue at all. When DH came back into the bedroom to let me know he was leaving for work he said, "Man, I hope you have a dump today!" :laugh: :blushing:
*Your boobs look like they belong to a porn star
*Your *kitten* eats your underwear every time you bend over
*You're so tired you could fall asleep standing up
*You've never had BM issues, but starting around 22 weeks (or earlier, for some) you suddenly find the need to dramatically increase your fiber intake
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*You cross your legs when you sneeze with a full bladder to avoid "snissing" your pants
Snissing in your pants! I am dying hahahaha0 -
- You know where the toilet is at ALL times and try not to stray more than 50 feet from it.0
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your mood changes from happy to sad to angry to cheerful within a few minutes.
when you wake up at 3 am to pee every night
when putting your children to bed at 9pm you fall asleep reading or telling them their bedtime story but wake up in an hour to pee
when your craving changes every day or when u can't stop thinking about your craving all day.0 -
- You spend more time shopping for onesies than you do for handbags or shoes anymore.
lol soooo true. I always forget to look for things for myself. I always go straight to the kids section. I have to arrange certain days to go shop for me and even then i have to remind myself why am at the store.0 -
LOL to crossing your legs when sneezing! I have to prepare to go for a jog/walk. I have to stop drinking water about 30 minutes before I go and use the bathroom at least 3 times. And still- never fails- I feel like I'm going to pee my pants 50 yards in to every work out. Jumping jacks are a joke haha!
Porn star boobs for sure!
The dr's office (whether in person or on the phone) is in your regular schedule.
My email is overwhelmed with "new mom" offers and coupons.
I love this thread btw 0 -
-When you cry because that commercial for deodorant is just so beautiful!
-You go from "Hmmmm a donut sounds kinda good" to "GIVE ME THE DAMN DONUT BEFORE I KILL YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!" in about 1.5 seconds.
-Someone asks if your feet swell a lot and you reply "I dunno I haven't seen them since last June"
-When random strangers come up and rub the crap out of your ginormous belly...Um yeah did you ask???0
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