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Ode to the Butt Bible :)
Freyja2023
Posts: 158 Member
Hope everyone gets a good chuckle 
Ode to the Butt Bible
Oh dear Pauline
So funny and great
You created a workout
Even Satan would hate
Two times a week
I lay on my floor
And do the butt bridge
Till I am tired and sore
I grunt and I curse
I swear a blue streak
My children now fear me
For the result that I seek
Oh dear Pauline
Whose butt is so tight
If it wasn’t for cracking walnuts
I may actually sleep at night
*kitten* to the Grass!
Is my new warrior cry
My new found butt
Makes going to the potty a fright
But through all the complaining
The moaning and tears
I still get my comfort
From the result in my mirror
So with the sweat still pouring
My rear all in flames
I send out a warriors cry
*kitten* To the Grass, only 4 weeks remain.
Ode to the Butt Bible
Oh dear Pauline
So funny and great
You created a workout
Even Satan would hate
Two times a week
I lay on my floor
And do the butt bridge
Till I am tired and sore
I grunt and I curse
I swear a blue streak
My children now fear me
For the result that I seek
Oh dear Pauline
Whose butt is so tight
If it wasn’t for cracking walnuts
I may actually sleep at night
*kitten* to the Grass!
Is my new warrior cry
My new found butt
Makes going to the potty a fright
But through all the complaining
The moaning and tears
I still get my comfort
From the result in my mirror
So with the sweat still pouring
My rear all in flames
I send out a warriors cry
*kitten* To the Grass, only 4 weeks remain.
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This is hilarious and so true0
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