Friday wk1

mlashay
mlashay Posts: 166 Member
It's Friday, It's Friday! (picture me doing a friday jiggy:laugh: )

How has everyone's week been going so far??? Drinking your water? Meeting your weekly goals? You CAN do it!
I believe in all you, but you have to believe in you too!

So at first I had Fridays topic as a fun fitness fact share but after I thought about it and googled it, that seems kind of like a strange topic ha. So I decided to make Friday a free-for-all funny day.

Tell us your favorite joke or post a funny picture or video.
A good belly laugh exercises the diaphragm, contracts the abs and even works out the shoulders, leaving muscles more relaxed afterward. It even provides a good workout for the heart.

read more on the benefits of laughter here: http://stress.about.com/od/stresshealth/a/laughter.htm

I could definitely use a laugh.
So gimme what ya got and we can all have a mini ab workout today :wink:


What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business!

:laugh: I am easily entertained even by the corniest of jokes!


*disclaimer* please try to keep your jokes and such non-racial or offensive. I am the last person who is easily offended and I have a great sense of humour but others may not be as much. They don't have to be as corny as mine because well sometimes dirty jokes are just damn funny and we are all adults here so if you are that easily offended just woosah and move on to the next joke. Thanks! :smile:

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  • alhunt8587
    alhunt8587 Posts: 157
    HaHa I love your joke! Corny jokes crack me up!!!

    Here is one of my favorite corny jokes:

    What did the dentist of the year get??
    A little plaque!!!!
    :)

    Also, Friday's are my weigh in days. As of today, I have lost another pound! Down 12....18 more before Halloween and 51 more to reach my GW.

    Happy Friday everyone! Hope you all have a fantastic weekend!!! :)
  • mamo1014
    mamo1014 Posts: 129 Member
    Happy Friday! I love jokes...problem is, I'm a terrible joke teller...My timing is usually off, I'll forget the punchline or I'll remember the punchline but forget the story.....


    I weighed in yesterday...didn't lose anything but didn't gain either. I'm really motivated to show a loss on this coming Thursday's weigh in. Have a great weekend all!
  • JenJen0932
    JenJen0932 Posts: 34 Member
    Two cannibals were eating a clown. One asks the other, " Does this taste funny to you?"

    Ha!
  • jhuver
    jhuver Posts: 13 Member
    Yay to friday! I don't have any jokes but since I started this week on trying to do better and getting motivation from others I have lost 5 pounds! yay! I don't have an actual weigh in day but I check my weight every morning. it kinda lets me see how I'm doing. I'm super excited. ONly 15 more pounds until my halloween goal!
  • keeleen
    keeleen Posts: 93
    I'm late in posting my Friday post, it's been such a busy day! And I love corny jokes too! They are my favorite!

    How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it!

    Why are giraffe's necks so long?
    Because their feet stink!

    HaHa! I make myself laugh! I'm easily amused as well! Love all the jokes so far!
  • kikilieb
    kikilieb Posts: 118 Member
    fanginthere.jpg


    I always find stuff like this ^^^ funny, I don't have the nicest sense of humor ^_^

    Edit: I should probably add this is from Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley.
  • Akjenn89
    Akjenn89 Posts: 265 Member
    Happy Friday! :)


    Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

    ...

    Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

    :)