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Jokes to make you feel better
Scott613
Posts: 2,317 Member
Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: Women make it hard!
Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Q. Why do women talk so much?
A. Because they have two sets of lips.
Q: What's the difference between your bonus and your ****?
A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your bonus.
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: Why do women fake orgasms ?
A: Because they think men care.
There's more here
http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/womenjokes.html
A: Women make it hard!
Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Q. Why do women talk so much?
A. Because they have two sets of lips.
Q: What's the difference between your bonus and your ****?
A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your bonus.
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q: Why do women fake orgasms ?
A: Because they think men care.
There's more here
http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/womenjokes.html
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BBBOOOOOo :grumble:
Why am I friends with you again??
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