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Walmart... Just for fun.

La_Amazona
La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
edited December 2024 in Social Groups
If you could buy 3 things at Walmart that's freak out the cashier, what would it be? No condoms or lube allowed. Mine would be skimpiest lingerie, biggest mirror they and copy of Divinyls CD with song "I Touch Myself".

My friend said a large cucumber, bucket of lard and a Justin Bieber poster. LOL

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  • kristen6022
    kristen6022 Posts: 1,923 Member
    I don't have a great imagination so mine would be totally lame, but one time I went to a Giant Eagle Market Place at noon on a Sunday and bought a bottle of cheap vodka, a bag of grapes, and a Snickers and went through the hot foods check out. I got a strange look and I said "Lunch of Champions".
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member
    Duct tape, clorox and the bible ..
  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    Fingernail polish, mens underwear and shaving cream.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,251 Member
    rope, skimpy underware and a paddle
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    Pregnancy test, biggest bottle of vodka they've got and diapers.
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    A shovel, some lye, and some sleeping pills.
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    Duct tape, clorox and the bible ..

    BWAHAHAHAHA oh my gosh, my favorite! I vote for this.
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
    Lotion, some rope, and a bucket.
  • Lizlicious2187
    Lizlicious2187 Posts: 178 Member
    Lotion, some rope, and a bucket.

    "it puts the lotion on its skin!"
  • Hawkeye_74
    Hawkeye_74 Posts: 205 Member
    Tis the season........ 9mm pistol rounds, a shovel and a Haloween deco tombstone.
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    Once I bought bingo chips, a bingo ink dauber, and condoms.

    Another time I bought one of those wheels for mice to run in...and mouse poison. Items were not for the same mouse.
  • pammbroo
    pammbroo Posts: 550 Member
    Personal massager, clothes pins and a candle
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    A big knife, a shovel and baby wipes.
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    5 gallon tupperware container, shovel, and infant dress outfit.
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    Lotion, some rope, and a bucket.

    Haha, good one!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    bananas, car battery, zip ties (actually purchased and was looked at rather oddly)
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