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Even Honey Boo Boo's Mama has a boyfriend

JanieJack
JanieJack Posts: 3,830 Member
edited January 1 in Social Groups
Can't remember if it's one of my IRL friends or one of you MFPers who said it, but kudos to whoever told me last week, "Even Honey Boo Boo's mama has a boyfriend... which made me feel bad til I realized I'd rather be single than have a man like THAT."
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  • JanieJack
    JanieJack Posts: 3,830 Member
    And I can just picture all the guys here reading this saying, "I would rather be single than date HER!" lol!!
  • Mellie289
    Mellie289 Posts: 1,191 Member
    As my ex was fond of saying, every @ss has a saddle.
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
    I saw that on Failbook last week! I cracked up!!

    And then I got depressed.
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
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  • Sarah_Wins
    Sarah_Wins Posts: 936 Member
    If anything, this fact only makes me want to stay single even more.
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    I would feel sad but I don't even have a clue who "honey boo boo" is. Judging by the comments, I should be happy I don't.
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    He knocked her up. Otherwise, I doubt he'd be around....
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    He knocked her up. Otherwise, I doubt he'd be around....

    Yeah, but HE KNOCKED HER UP! Can you imagine what that process would entail?
  • pa_jorg
    pa_jorg Posts: 4,401 Member
    :noway: There's a lid for every pot, right!?
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    He knocked her up. Otherwise, I doubt he'd be around....

    Yeah, but HE KNOCKED HER UP! Can you imagine what that process would entail?


    The worst part is that the kids all have different fathers. That means she was gettin' it all over the place.

    WHAT?!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    He knocked her up. Otherwise, I doubt he'd be around....

    Yeah, but HE KNOCKED HER UP! Can you imagine what that process would entail?

    Just the thought of it makes me want to hurl ... ohhh lawdy
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    What is Honey Boo Boo and Honey Boo Boo's Mama? Is this at all related to the Honey Badger?
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    What is Honey Boo Boo and Honey Boo Boo's Mama? Is this at all related to the Honey Badger?

    Honey badger don't give a *kitten*!

    I have never seen honey boo boo either but it has something to do with rednecks and little girls. A combination that concerns me greatly.
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    I have never seen it either but I have watched The Soup.
    http://www.thesouptv.com/clips/video/condensed-soup-september-12/195565
  • pa_jorg
    pa_jorg Posts: 4,401 Member
    I have never seen it either but I have watched The Soup.
    http://www.thesouptv.com/clips/video/condensed-soup-september-12/195565

    I :heart: Joel McHale... but the fact that he calls the mom #humanthumb cracks me up :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    I have never seen it either but I have watched The Soup.
    http://www.thesouptv.com/clips/video/condensed-soup-september-12/195565

    I :heart: Joel McHale... but the fact that he calls the mom #humanthumb cracks me up :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    She does look like one!
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    Dat neck...
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    Dat neck...

    What neck? :happy:
  • LoggingForLife
    LoggingForLife Posts: 504 Member
    OMG. I posted that last week. My daughter said that to me while we were watching the show (yes, we watch, like a train wreck). I'm like OMG he doesn't have TEEEEEEEETH!!!
  • LoggingForLife
    LoggingForLife Posts: 504 Member
    On another note, he really seems to love her. He bought her that fancy deer statue....
  • Double_Tapp
    Double_Tapp Posts: 101 Member
    I would feel sad but I don't even have a clue who "honey boo boo" is. Judging by the comments, I should be happy I don't.

    ^ This, who the hell is Honey Boo Boo? Do I even want to know?
  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    What is Honey Boo Boo and Honey Boo Boo's Mama? Is this at all related to the Honey Badger?

    Honey badger don't give a *kitten*!

    I have never seen honey boo boo either but it has something to do with rednecks and little girls. A combination that concerns me greatly.

    I've never seen the show, but heard enough about it to know that they give good country folks (sometimes known as rednecks) a bad name. And that just rips my *kitten*...
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    What is Honey Boo Boo and Honey Boo Boo's Mama? Is this at all related to the Honey Badger?

    Honey badger don't give a *kitten*!

    I have never seen honey boo boo either but it has something to do with rednecks and little girls. A combination that concerns me greatly.

    I've never seen the show, but heard enough about it to know that they give good country folks (sometimes known as rednecks) a bad name. And that just rips my *kitten*...

    I busted out laughing at this. Now the owner of the company wants to know what's so funny. I told him I remembered something funny my cat did last night to cover.

    Thanks for that! HAhahahaha
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,251 Member
    HBB is like ev ery bad redneck cliche mixed in with toddlers and tiara's the shows a hot mess but its like being sucked into a time warp if you hit the channel when its on you wont be able to change it until commercial and then you feel dirty
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    i look at that family and wonder how can they be the same species as me?
  • The_Iron
    The_Iron Posts: 288 Member
    Hell. No.

    honey-boo-boo-and-mama-june-on-anderson-cooper.jpg
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    Hell. No.

    honey-boo-boo-and-mama-june-on-anderson-cooper.jpg

    awww it is like a baby Joker.
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member
    Which one is boo boo? is that her name???
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    I dont understand? They are on TV? For what? Like a before segment of something?
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    Which one is boo boo? is that her name???

    Honey Boo Boo is the daughter and they are on TLC as a spin off to Toddlers and Tiaras.
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