Sorry for being so blunt!

MelodyinGa
MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
BUT...I am so tired of being sexless!!!!!! I need some stress relief ASAP!

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  • terra32903
    terra32903 Posts: 185 Member
    AdultFriendFinder might be a better opportunity than MFP ;-) But if you get lucky on here, let us know LOL
  • Thats too funny!!!!! The Single Parent life is so SPECTACULAR!!!!!!
  • mamalopez12
    mamalopez12 Posts: 27 Member
    ikr! I havent had sex since my baby was born. I mean that is the last time. whn she was made!
  • nbeth901
    nbeth901 Posts: 35 Member
    ha ha. Yah. Im right there along with ya!
  • MelodyinGa
    MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
    And dang it! Those plastic replicas just don't do it for me!!!!!! :cry:
  • I'm so sorry to hear of your problem. Have you tried the local sports bar?
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    .......= )
  • MelodyinGa
    MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
    Uh, no!
  • fp64
    fp64 Posts: 128 Member
    BUT...I am so tired of being sexless!!!!!! I need some stress relief ASAP!
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    Same here, Hopeless in PA
  • LPJackson76
    LPJackson76 Posts: 67 Member
    You need to have a Slumber Party...the many uses of silicone... (www.slumberparties.com) :happy:
  • veggiehottie
    veggiehottie Posts: 590 Member
    Lol! Ditto. :(
  • RunIntheMud
    RunIntheMud Posts: 2,645 Member
    You need to have a Slumber Party...the many uses of silicone... (www.slumberparties.com) :happy:

    ....just not the same.... lol
  • MelodyinGa
    MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
    :bigsmile: All I got to say, when I do meet him...he better hold on!
  • With 52lbs lost, he's not going to have much to hold on to is he?
  • MelodyinGa
    MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
    With 52lbs lost, he's not going to have much to hold on to is he?

    Funny man!
  • LittleBallofFurr
    LittleBallofFurr Posts: 242 Member
    :bigsmile: All I got to say, when I do meet him...he better hold on!

    THIS!!! I hear you its been MONTHS and im going nuts! I feel like the first guy I do end up with (whenever it happens im really shy when it comes to that lol) is not going to know what hit him. If nothing else...you, me, some chloroform and a napkin can hit the local gym and look for hot guys with empty left hands...
  • JanieJack
    JanieJack Posts: 3,831 Member
    hehe I know what you mean!!!
  • ichoose2believe
    ichoose2believe Posts: 108 Member
    LOL
  • veggiehottie
    veggiehottie Posts: 590 Member
    :bigsmile: All I got to say, when I do meet him...he better hold on!

    LOL
  • fShaw86
    fShaw86 Posts: 878 Member
    I'm glad someone said what I've been thinking all this while. And I can't even tell my family or "friends" because that's a "dirty" thing to talk about. I guess only people in the same boat as you get it!

    Sometimes I only feel okay when I'm running lol.
  • MelodyinGa
    MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
    I hear ya! I feel like those around me forget that I am a WOMAN first and then a mommy! As if...mommies don't think or NEED sex! Especially those who can have it anytime they want with their spouse or SO!
  • fShaw86
    fShaw86 Posts: 878 Member
    Word! I've actually gotten several, "you're a mother, you definitely don't need it as much as I do." Feel like shaking them SO HARD for saying that.

    Not trying to be bitter or anything lol. Also hate when guys talk to get to know me, and then go for an instant 5K run when they know I'm a mom. I'm like, so being a mom changes everything? :(
  • Bananarheanna
    Bananarheanna Posts: 14 Member
    I'm right there with you guys! I feel like I have never thought of sex so much in my life!
  • MelodyinGa
    MelodyinGa Posts: 202 Member
    Well ladies...I have a horrid online date story...speaking of sex! So, I met this guy on match.com about 6 weeks ago. We have been texting and talking on the phone some, but because of my schedule we haven't been able to get together until last Thursday. #1 - his pics were when he was younger...I swear he didn't have gray hair and such a huge done-lapped! #2 - He kept "accidently" touching my *kitten* even when I asked him to stop #3 - he was all about making out - kept pawing at my like a hungry breast fed baby . He was like..."Look, we've been talking for a long time now and I just want you to know that I'm not waiting another 2 weeks for sex. Hell, you've good a kid...you know how to have sex!" I was like...WTF??? We had flirted some over the phone, but I didn't expect that. Needless to say...............DELETE!
  • fShaw86
    fShaw86 Posts: 878 Member
    aw that sucks.. :( I'm sorry you had to go through that. I really don't like how some people assume we're "experienced, and willing to share with one and all."
  • SophK90
    SophK90 Posts: 56
    16 months and counting.
  • rmkramer003
    rmkramer003 Posts: 115 Member
    11 years and counting.
  • I am sexless also haha
  • FJDodd
    FJDodd Posts: 140 Member
    11 years and counting.

    I hurt for you :(
  • Yep, I know those feels. Whenever I do have a weekend free I'm usually to tired to go out and look for anything. I'll probably be single til my kid turns 18.