Eyeing someone attractive and then you notice.....
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atjays
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Soooo, I was at the DMV today, had a girl working there who is gorgeous by my standards, but approachable. She ends up having to come over to help the attendant helping me because her printer wasn't working aaaand then I notice her thumbs were weird.... Not wanting to come across as a shallow d bag, but I'm sure others have similar stories?? Her thumbs looked like midget man thumbs but were proper size, the rest of her hands/body seemed perfect..... Wtf
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I think I remember something similar from a Seinfeld episode...Soooo, I was at the DMV today, had a girl working there who is gorgeous by my standards, but approachable. She ends up having to come over to help the attendant helping me because her printer wasn't working aaaand then I notice her thumbs were weird.... Not wanting to come across as a shallow d bag, but I'm sure others have similar stories?? Her thumbs looked like midget man thumbs but were proper size, the rest of her hands/body seemed perfect..... Wtf0 -
Was it like the Honey Boo Boo baby?
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What you gonna use her thumbs for?
If you are interested in HER, go for it. She's probably already answered that questoin a million times. And it wont' be as big of a deal to her as it is you. Then you should follow in suite.
If you are just making a statement, then I don't probably have a good answer.0 -
How could such a person allow herself to be seen in public? :noway:0
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Did you not ask her out because of her thumbs?
And what exactly is she supposed to do? Get corrective surgery for her thumbs?
Dude, seriously, what is up with you lately? You've been kind of a jerk, the past three or four posts I've seen from you.0 -
Like Megan Fox thumbs? Those aren't bad.
Who cares.. if wives can still love their husbands after getting their legs blown off, you can accept someone for her abnormal thumbs.
Kinda like in that movie Out of My League or whatever.. the hot chick had webbed feet. Who cares! Makes her human.0 -
I would like to ask you on a date but...
would you mind trying this first? I want to know if you're relationship material!
Another joke? OK. She must like Justin Bieber... I've seen 7,476.5 likes on one of his videos.0 -
Like Megan Fox thumbs? Those aren't bad.
Who cares.. if wives can still love their husbands after getting their legs blown off, you can accept someone for her abnormal thumbs.
Kinda like in that movie Out of My League or whatever.. the hot chick had webbed feet. Who cares! Makes her human.
But..but...what if the thumbs and the webbed feet get passed onto the kids? Then you'll end up like the wife in the Ugly Genes thread..0 -
all thumbs look the same in the dark.
maybe she's part raccoon?0 -
all thumbs look the same in the dark.
maybe she's part raccoon?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Club thumbs? I have a couple of friends with them, and they don't bother me a bit.0
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I know several people who I think have the same thumbs as you're describing... I don't know what the "wtf" is for, it's prob just a recessive trait she ended up with
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That reminds me of Shallow Hal... When his friend isn't into the one hot chick because her second toe is bigger than her big toe...
I definitely don't think that you're the first or last person to have this happen to them.0 -
Ah... that's it! I was thinking Seinfeld, but it's Jason Alexander in Shallow Hal.That reminds me of Shallow Hal... When his friend isn't into the one hot chick because her second toe is bigger than her big toe...
I definitely don't think that you're the first or last person to have this happen to them.0 -
Did you not ask her out because of her thumbs?
And what exactly is she supposed to do? Get corrective surgery for her thumbs?
Dude, seriously, what is up with you lately? You've been kind of a jerk, the past three or four posts I've seen from you.
I didn't ask her out because I don't know her. The post was supposed to be light hearted and poke at interesting things others have come across as "different".
And glancing over my last 20+ posts, there is not a single one that is anywhere close to offensive or being a "jerk".0 -
Was it like the Honey Boo Boo baby?
Ohhhh, my daughter was born JUST like this. I'll see if I can find a pic. She had two thumbs on her right hand. Actually an adorable birth defect. Had the extra digit removed when she was 18 months.0 -
There's only 2 things that would potentially bug me and probably wouldn't be able to look past, no matter how damn attractive she is.
1) A mustache. Light peach fuzz, no problem, but there is a limit.
2) Hairy forearms. I'm talking as hairy as me or more.
Toe thumbs, webbed feet, other physical oddity wouldn't bother me at all.0 -
There's only 2 things that would potentially bug me and probably wouldn't be able to look past, no matter how damn attractive she is.
1) A mustache. Light peach fuzz, no problem, but there is a limit.
2) Hairy forearms. I'm talking as hairy as me or more.
Toe thumbs, webbed feet, other physical oddity wouldn't bother me at all.
Yeah handlebar staches are great for Cowboys but not a gf.
In past relationships I used to pick one of two things that I didn't like about my gf's appearance and think about it whenever I would look at her. Would make it easier to break up with her later. Yeah it was a Dbag thing to do but I was young, dumb and full of bad ideas.0 -
Another joke? OK. She must like Justin Bieber... I've seen 7,476.5 likes on one of his videos.
OMG .. this made me laugh!0 -
My ex husband had a thing for ears .. if they were too small or too big he would get all weirded out ... lol0
