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FitnessPalWorks
FitnessPalWorks Posts: 1,128 Member
edited January 3 in Social Groups
..... marry a Sweet Potato? It has all the qualities I am looking for in a partner....

- exposure to excessive heat and light doesn't burn a sweet potato like it does me....

- it's soft in the middle... meaning, soft "hearted".....

- tastes delicious! (hasn't been fed asparagus... ar ar ar)

- keeps staring at me in awe (awwww)

- is tasty, but doesn't know everyone know HOW tasty ....heh

- thus far, this bag of frozen sweet potato julienne's hasn't strayed.... they have stayed in the freezer right where I put 'em

- they understand my goals here... and at least give me lost of Vitamin A and no transy stuff.

????

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  • Prahasaurus
    Prahasaurus Posts: 1,381 Member
    He's sweet and moist, and he'll definitely be your best bud.

    But I hear he's well known and quite popular throughout the world. In the US, for example, millions of women have had him at least once, some regularly. So good luck keeping him. I fear you'll be back here in months, frustrated, unfulfilled, hungry for something else.

    --P
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    I'm sorry...

    But I devour him on a bi-weekly basis.
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    Wait..

    Does asparagus make men's man milk taste funny? I thought it just made your pee stink.
  • flimflamfloz
    flimflamfloz Posts: 1,980 Member
    M_Id_68535_aishwarya_rai_bachchan.jpg
    This girl (Aishwarya Rai) got married to a tree.
    So... I think you can do better than that!
  • FitnessPalWorks
    FitnessPalWorks Posts: 1,128 Member
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, really?

    I guess she won't have to worry about her tree cheating on her....

    However I'm sure they will fight about sex, money....since she won't be getting any sex or shared financial "responsibility" from aforementioned tree. What... if it rains, is she supposed to provide "Tree" shelter and "Tree" does nothing? That's such a one-sided relationship......

    That tree is a jerkhole. LOL
  • FitnessPalWorks
    FitnessPalWorks Posts: 1,128 Member
    Wait..

    Does asparagus make men's man milk taste funny? I thought it just made your pee stink.

    Apparently it does indeed affect man-milk.......
    I've not tested the theory for fear of vomiting / gagging / hurling..... lol
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
    if you like it, you should put a ring on it...
  • Mellie289
    Mellie289 Posts: 1,191 Member
    M_Id_68535_aishwarya_rai_bachchan.jpg
    This girl (Aishwarya Rai) got married to a tree.
    So... I think you can do better than that!
    Did the tree agree to this marriage? I bet not!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    I want to marry chic-fil-a.
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    is it male or female?

    i married haribo gummi bears when i was 16.
  • flimflamfloz
    flimflamfloz Posts: 1,980 Member
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, really?
    Yes, it's all real. She is a former miss world.
    More info here:
    http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/02/01/aishwarya_rai_hit_with_lawsuit_for_marry
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    I guess Steve and I need to quit grilling asparagus so much.. eeeek!
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