Story time Ladies and Gents
jenbit
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First of all I have to says Mr. NG is awesome now on to the stores.
Yesterday was my former FWB (ffwb) birthday. Now when I saw him last he had just gotten engaged to his GF. I sent him a text that read "happy birthday hope your doing something fun".... He texted me back "Thanks I appreciate it I'm thinking about going to sticks tonight since I don't have anything planned" Told him to let us know since my friend was dj-ing last night and it was free vodka drinks for the ladies. He texts me 20 min later " yo you home, can I swing by and talk" I said sure whats up (Mind you I had 2 other guy friends at the house and made sure Mr. NG new he was coming over. I'm nice not stupid). He came over. Turns out his fiancee broke up with him ON HIS BIRTHDAY(skanky hoe). He was being all male tough guy about it but you could see he was really upset.So we went to the bar and were haning in the DJ booth with my friends. Mr. NG came out to and we were all having a good time. However FFWB is getting drunker and drunker:drinker: . Everybody was buying him shots for his birthday. I'm dancing with Mr. NG and I say some "ladies" looking at me. When I finish dancing they come of and asked who was responsible for FFWB. I said we were. Turns out he was passed out at the bar. Like knocked out drunk. So we fireman carry him to behind the dj booth and sitting him back there... We all keep drinking and dancing just occasionally peeking in on him. I see him doing the heaving thing so I hold his body off to the side sso he could throw up and not get it on himslef. The whole time Mr. NG is bringing me napkins and cold water. When the bar close Mr. NG and one of my guys carry FFWB to his car which I drive to my house with Mr. NG following. Then my roomates and Mr NG get him on the couch. And Mr. NG gets his reward lol :smokin: :bigsmile:
I really felt bad for him espicially after he congratulated me and Mr NG. Everyone kept saying poor guy and he looked like a puppy that had been kicked.
Yesterday was my former FWB (ffwb) birthday. Now when I saw him last he had just gotten engaged to his GF. I sent him a text that read "happy birthday hope your doing something fun".... He texted me back "Thanks I appreciate it I'm thinking about going to sticks tonight since I don't have anything planned" Told him to let us know since my friend was dj-ing last night and it was free vodka drinks for the ladies. He texts me 20 min later " yo you home, can I swing by and talk" I said sure whats up (Mind you I had 2 other guy friends at the house and made sure Mr. NG new he was coming over. I'm nice not stupid). He came over. Turns out his fiancee broke up with him ON HIS BIRTHDAY(skanky hoe). He was being all male tough guy about it but you could see he was really upset.So we went to the bar and were haning in the DJ booth with my friends. Mr. NG came out to and we were all having a good time. However FFWB is getting drunker and drunker:drinker: . Everybody was buying him shots for his birthday. I'm dancing with Mr. NG and I say some "ladies" looking at me. When I finish dancing they come of and asked who was responsible for FFWB. I said we were. Turns out he was passed out at the bar. Like knocked out drunk. So we fireman carry him to behind the dj booth and sitting him back there... We all keep drinking and dancing just occasionally peeking in on him. I see him doing the heaving thing so I hold his body off to the side sso he could throw up and not get it on himslef. The whole time Mr. NG is bringing me napkins and cold water. When the bar close Mr. NG and one of my guys carry FFWB to his car which I drive to my house with Mr. NG following. Then my roomates and Mr NG get him on the couch. And Mr. NG gets his reward lol :smokin: :bigsmile:
I really felt bad for him espicially after he congratulated me and Mr NG. Everyone kept saying poor guy and he looked like a puppy that had been kicked.
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Oh, poor thing! Being dumped on your bday must have been really hard for him and glad you guys took care of him! Your Mr. NG is a really great guy too!0
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My first thought was that Mr NG took it really well. Sounds like a good guy!
But, poor FFWB!! 0 -
Break-ups, Birthdays, and Booze - a lethal combo. I'm so glad Mr. NG was helpful, I guess he really earned his nickname that night. I hope your previous FWB was ok the following morning...0
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Break-ups, Birthdays, and Booze - a lethal combo. I'm so glad Mr. NG was helpful, I guess he really earned his nickname that night. I hope your previous FWB was ok the following morning...
Considering I Kinda kicked him out this morning when I left for work I think so. He texted me he got home ok but he doesnt remember most of last night. Thats ok we have photos :bigsmile: :devil: We wont post them online but he will be seeing them.
Mr. NG and I had a talk about FFWB and I. I told him I dont cheat and I never had. That was the end of it. Plus I made sure to spend my time with Mr. NG when I wasnt babysitting. He made a joke about it and we all kinda took shifts taking care of FFWB so that everyone could have a good time.0 -
Aww. Sh!tty day for ffwb. That was great of Mr. NG. I don't know that I would have been that nice if some chick that my guy slept with on the regular came around like that.0
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Aww. Sh!tty day for ffwb. That was great of Mr. NG. I don't know that I would have been that nice if some chick that my guy slept with on the regular came around like that.
Why? He was my friend before we slept together and hes been my friend since. I have a large group of male friends I wouldnt want him to start freaking about them all. The only reason he knows we were even FWB is because he happens to be Friends with him from before he even met me.
I have no problem with exes or Former FWB unless you try to renew the relationship. WHich neither of us has any interest in lol0 -
Aw, rough night for FWB, but good on NG for being understanding!
Wait wait wait.. you just stopped sleeping with FWB a few months ago.. so in that time he found a girlfriend and had ALREADY got engaged? :huh:
Sounds like the breakup shouldn't have been a surprise (to everyone but him I suppose).
Glad he's okay though!0 -
Awwww love a good story. Glad it was a happy ending for Mr NG!!!
I agree the finacé is a skanky hoe!!! And that saying made me laugh too!! :laugh:0 -
Aw, rough night for FWB, but good on NG for being understanding!
Wait wait wait.. you just stopped sleeping with FWB a few months ago.. so in that time he found a girlfriend and had ALREADY got engaged? :huh:
Sounds like the breakup shouldn't have been a surprise (to everyone but him I suppose).
Glad he's okay though!
yeah they had only been dating about 4 months. He fell hard poor thing .....
Anna you saying skanky hoe made me laugh too i heard it in my head with a brittish accent. I'm gonna giggle all day0 -
Why?
Cuz I'm jealous and possessive.0 -
Why?
Cuz I'm jealous and possessive.
LOL and honest.. I'm not that way though I never have been0 -
It sounds like your guy is REALLY a keeper. I'm so happy for you.
And I feel bad for "ffwb". That sounds like the worst birthday ever.0 -
LOL I love that we dont have a single guy comment on this thread0
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Aww. Sh!tty day for ffwb. That was great of Mr. NG. I don't know that I would have been that nice if some chick that my guy slept with on the regular came around like that.
Why? He was my friend before we slept together and hes been my friend since. I have a large group of male friends I wouldnt want him to start freaking about them all. The only reason he knows we were even FWB is because he happens to be Friends with him from before he even met me.
I have no problem with exes or Former FWB unless you try to renew the relationship. WHich neither of us has any interest in lol
I guess I will bring some testosterone to this discussion. Great to hear that everything worked out (at least for you), not so much for fwb. But 4 months is extremely soon in my eyes.
I agree with remaining friends though. I am friends or at least acquaintances with several of my ex's. There is nothing romantic or intimate there anymore, just friends. I have dated people that had issues with this, as well as issues with my best friend being a woman. I didn't choose them over my lifelong friend.
I look at it as being friends after just shows that I must not have been an *kitten* or Dbag. I respected them enough to want to still talk and hang out with me afterwards. I have no issue with girls I date having guy friends, I would be a hypocrite otherwise.0 -
Aww. Sh!tty day for ffwb. That was great of Mr. NG. I don't know that I would have been that nice if some chick that my guy slept with on the regular came around like that.
Why? He was my friend before we slept together and hes been my friend since. I have a large group of male friends I wouldnt want him to start freaking about them all. The only reason he knows we were even FWB is because he happens to be Friends with him from before he even met me.
I have no problem with exes or Former FWB unless you try to renew the relationship. WHich neither of us has any interest in lol
I guess I will bring some testosterone to this discussion. Great to hear that everything worked out (at least for you), not so much for fwb. But 4 months is extremely soon in my eyes.
I agree with remaining friends though. I am friends or at least acquaintances with several of my ex's. There is nothing romantic or intimate there anymore, just friends. I have dated people that had issues with this, as well as issues with my best friend being a woman. I didn't choose them over my lifelong friend.
I look at it as being friends after just shows that I must not have been an *kitten* or Dbag. I respected them enough to want to still talk and hang out with me afterwards. I have no issue with girls I date having guy friends, I would be a hypocrite otherwise.
Oh you will get no agruement from me about the whole 4 months things. I thought he was crazy when he told me but it had nothing to do with me lol.... I personally think that even though his heart is bruised its alot more about his social situation.
He is the oldest of 3 kids. Both his sister and his brother have gotten married in the last 2 yrs. His sister just had a baby. He is 28(?) and I think he just decided that he was supposed to fall in love with that type of girl and get married. He went in head first without checking the pool depth as it were.Still its douchy to break up with someone on their birthday. Hold off a week or so. You know what I mean0 -
So It turns out the reason he was in a bed at all is because my roommate found him out on the front lawn curled in a ball crying as my roommate put it "like a little kid" and helps drag him back into the house. WOW
Edited to point out my sister is in orlando and was not in her bed lol0 -
WOW!! Kudos to NG for being what he is, a true NG. This makes me very happy for you :flowerforyou:
That was really skanky of ffwb's fiance - poor guy.0 -
You left the guy passed out behind a dj booth? Shouldn't you have... I don't know... taken him home?!0
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You left the guy passed out behind a dj booth? Shouldn't you have... I don't know... taken him home?!
Was thinking the same thing.0 -
You left the guy passed out behind a dj booth? Shouldn't you have... I don't know... taken him home?!
Was thinking the same thing.
We were all at the DJ booth . We had him in a chair right there next to us. No one was "able" to drive at that time we had all been drinking. Also we were hopping he would sober up enough to walk to his car that way we wouldnt have to drag him .0
