Love stone

SherryR1971
SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
So, my nephew takes a field trip to a Gem and Mineral mine and brings back stones for his mom and his favorite auntie...he gives me a Tiger's Eye, which apparently wards off people wishing you ill will, a blueish stone he said brings you money and a white stone he called a love stone. I asked what it did, and he says "Brings you love." I said, "Oh, good-I need that one!!" and my loving sister says "That's the last one you need, you are 0 for 2 in THAT area!" LOL

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  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    Maybe if you had the stone before you would have been 1 for 1. :wink:
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member
    and my loving sister says "That's the last one you need, you are 0 for 2 in THAT area!" LOL

    OUCH! lol

    Gotta love honest sisters! stupid stones.
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    If you crack sister in the head with that stone, maybe she'll give you more love next time.
  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    If you crack sister in the head with that stone, maybe she'll give you more love next time.
    You called it before me! :grumble: LOL
  • pa_jorg
    pa_jorg Posts: 4,404 Member
    If you crack sister in the head with that stone, maybe she'll give you more love next time.

    Or next time she opens her mouth, insert the stone.
  • So this love stone...

    Will any white stone do?
  • Jennifer2387
    Jennifer2387 Posts: 957 Member
    So this love stone...

    Will any white stone do?

    lol .. this made me snort laugh.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    thats ok Im 0 for 50
  • autumnk921
    autumnk921 Posts: 1,374 Member
    thats ok Im 0 for 50


    Me too...I am pretty close to that number at least...lol It sucks:cry:
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    thats ok Im 0 for 50


    Me too...I am pretty close to that number at least...lol It sucks:cry:

    I should specify that I did NOT sleep with all fifty, not even half O_O
  • AnnaPixie
    AnnaPixie Posts: 7,439 Member
    I must admit I bought one of those stones when I was abroad a few years ago. I wore it with pride and anticiaption. :love:

    I then met this guy that was the meanest, selfish, worst-sex-I've-ever-had SOB!! :explode:

    It's now in the bin!! :laugh:
  • That reminds me...

    My kids and I were talking one day about my "love" life or lack thereof. I made a statement, "I'll just be the crazy cat lady." My son replied, "You gotta find cats that love you first."

    lol
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    That reminds me...

    My kids and I were talking one day about my "love" life or lack thereof. I made a statement, "I'll just be the crazy cat lady." My son replied, "You gotta find cats that love you first."

    lol

    Ha! Love it!!
  • pammbroo
    pammbroo Posts: 550 Member
    Visited my stepdad and his GF recently. His GF is a sweetie, but make a HUGE deal of the fact that I don't have a "special someone" in my life. She goes on and on (to the point where it gets uncomfortable)...well you have this going for you and that going for you, I can't understand why you aren't dating anyone????

    My stepdad pipes in..."well she's not a young woman anymore".

    Thanks Pop!