Beer
TheRoyalOrder
Posts: 18 Member
B is for the bubbles bubbling
Es for never enough
E again for not enough (super original)
then Rs for my tummy rumbling
Hops and grains and yeast in barrels
Copper tubs and vats
Straight to my belly golden liquid
Turns to burping gas (brrrragh)
The lonely nights you fill with joy
The ugly broads turn hotties
And if the Beer ain't present here
My friend, its not a party (unless you brought drugs)
Its great with burgers, great with steak
Its great with Apple Jacks (yummy)
And after AA meetings
It feels great to put one back
The stouts the lagers, heffs and pils
All stored in platinum kegs
Bring joy to children, old and young
And pirates with peg legs (Arrrrgggggggg)
Jesus was a beer pong champ (true story)
In bible it did say
The Jews and Romans lost a game
And Jesus died that day (bring on the hate)
Now just as beer has settled in
And words begin to slur
You trip and puke and punch and scream
and kiss a chick named Earl
You know you acted super stewey
when the rooster crows
But what the **** you did last night
you'll prolly never know (amen)
Cuz beer, it gives in many ways
All beers, id love to try em'
So here's to you, my favorite brew
An ode to beer LEHAYEM!
Es for never enough
E again for not enough (super original)
then Rs for my tummy rumbling
Hops and grains and yeast in barrels
Copper tubs and vats
Straight to my belly golden liquid
Turns to burping gas (brrrragh)
The lonely nights you fill with joy
The ugly broads turn hotties
And if the Beer ain't present here
My friend, its not a party (unless you brought drugs)
Its great with burgers, great with steak
Its great with Apple Jacks (yummy)
And after AA meetings
It feels great to put one back
The stouts the lagers, heffs and pils
All stored in platinum kegs
Bring joy to children, old and young
And pirates with peg legs (Arrrrgggggggg)
Jesus was a beer pong champ (true story)
In bible it did say
The Jews and Romans lost a game
And Jesus died that day (bring on the hate)
Now just as beer has settled in
And words begin to slur
You trip and puke and punch and scream
and kiss a chick named Earl
You know you acted super stewey
when the rooster crows
But what the **** you did last night
you'll prolly never know (amen)
Cuz beer, it gives in many ways
All beers, id love to try em'
So here's to you, my favorite brew
An ode to beer LEHAYEM!
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All Hail the beer! All Hail The Hat!!0
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Posted for a female follower who was upset that she could not post in the group. BelindaDuvessa this is for you.
man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans…
men: BEER!
man: cant get enough of it…
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it…
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i'm a man…
men: BEER!
man: i can kiss and hug it…
men: BEER!
man: but i'd rather chug it…
men: BEER!
man: got my belly up to here…
men: BEER!
man: i cannot refuse a…
men: BEER!
man: i could really use a…
men: BEER, BEER BEER!
men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
drunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad.
drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud.
drunk man: here, have some pretzels
drunk father: no, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz
drunken man: ha ha ha.
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-beer-song-lyrics-south-park.html ]
men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends
man: drink till your fat , stomach distends,
beer, is liquid bread its good for you,
men: we like to drink till we spew, ew
men: who cares if we get fat
man: i'll drink to that
man: as we sing once more…
man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans…
men: BEER!
man: cant get enough of it…
men: BEER!
man: how we really love it…
men: BEER!
man: makes me think i'm a man…
men: BEER!
man: i can kiss and hug it…
men: BEER!
man: but i'd rather chug it…
men: BEER!
man: fill my belly up to here…
men: BEER!
man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,
do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,
men: BEER!
man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!
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Beer is proof of God's love for mankind...0
