Vegas/Bar Name
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Last weekend while out perusing the local bars I ran into a group of ladies and we made introductions and after chatting for a while they all admitted they actually gave me their bar names.
This is messed up on so many levels! I want nothing to do with this type of woman. I'd rather meet a woman playing tennis or at exercise class. Mamba Out!
Well played sir, well played!0 -
You are an ARTIST, my friend!0
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Anna after almost 7 whole seconds of thought I have decided you are now....Sheryl Fuque (pronounced **** U if you so choose) and you are a retired high end escort. You are bored with your retirement though and now host sex classes for women who want to really bring it home. You train housewives that want to bring the spice back as well as new escorts and up and cumming (pun intended) porn stars.
hahahahahahaha!! love it!!! And would have to be extremely drunk to pull it off!! :drinker:
You're very creative Will, I can just imagine your role play!!!
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i used to give bar names when i wasnt interested in a guy and hadnt quite learned the finer points of letting a guy know you arent interested while still being polite and treating him like a human being you're having a conversation with.
i used to be coco dupris.0 -
Coco!! I love it, and that is exactly how Lance came into being. The poor girls that didnt get it, but shockingly there are people out there that believe I am Lance Malibu underwater volcano researcher!! To those people I feel the need to see how far I can push it!
So what is Coco Dupris's story?
And yes I was bored at work today....we are doing Toys for Tots distribution...I love Toys for Tots, and think it is great, I get frustrated when people pull up in Escalades and Cadillacs and BMW's and then ***** that no one donated an XBOX 360 for them etc.
So rather then being mean and rude to people I stayed in my office and made up names and stories for the good folks here!0 -
Another request:
CoolRaul this is for you!
Your name is Ricky Jackson and you are the deputy Mayor/city planner (depending on what your city calls it). You dont drink, but since you are not as high vis as the Mayor you like to get out and meet the people and really get a feel for what they think! The common man and woman. You also find that as people drink their inhibitions loosen and this is perfect because you also dabble in psychology (purely amateur) and would love to hear all their dirty little fetishes (you specialize in kinkiness).
Nice to meet you Ricky0 -
Last weekend while out perusing the local bars I ran into a group of ladies and we made introductions and after chatting for a while they all admitted they actually gave me their bar names.
This is messed up on so many levels! I want nothing to do with this type of woman. I'd rather meet a woman playing tennis or at exercise class. Mamba Out!
I think you should do one for DM, Will :bigsmile: Thomas T Trent, the Tennis coach with a BIG secret..........lol :laugh:0 -
I think I have a creative boner for you Will! Hahahahahaaa!0
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Last weekend while out perusing the local bars I ran into a group of ladies and we made introductions and after chatting for a while they all admitted they actually gave me their bar names.
This is messed up on so many levels! I want nothing to do with this type of woman. I'd rather meet a woman playing tennis or at exercise class. Mamba Out!
I think you should do one for DM, Will :bigsmile: Thomas T Trent, the Tennis coach with a BIG secret..........lol :laugh:
I know his secret. He's a robot!0 -
I think I have a creative boner for you Will! Hahahahahaaa!
Good news, that boob shot gave me an actual boner
Not so good news, as a general rule you have to be at least 26 to ride this ride (personal preference from trial and error, I like to do thorough research)
Good news, since you live in Cali, one of us would have to be on vacation if we ever met and everybody knows what you do on vacation doesnt count so we have a loophole (because who wants to waste two perfectly good boners!)0 -
Alright....I need a new bar name. I've used Sara once or twice before. Only because nobody questions it when drunk and it helps me slip away. I will say that the invention of cell phones has made it much harder to give a guy a bogus phone number though. :grumble: I've been caught a couple times with that while I was trying to quickly walk away.0
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as a general rule you have to be at least 26 to ride this ride
Probably why I'm still single despite being in my "prime", all the guys I'm into say similar things. The curse of liking older gents.0 -
Coco!! I love it, and that is exactly how Lance came into being. The poor girls that didnt get it, but shockingly there are people out there that believe I am Lance Malibu underwater volcano researcher!! To those people I feel the need to see how far I can push it!
So what is Coco Dupris's story?
And yes I was bored at work today....we are doing Toys for Tots distribution...I love Toys for Tots, and think it is great, I get frustrated when people pull up in Escalades and Cadillacs and BMW's and then ***** that no one donated an XBOX 360 for them etc.
So rather then being mean and rude to people I stayed in my office and made up names and stories for the good folks here!
coco dupris used to be a dancer. trained in ballet but also learned some break dancing. you might remember me from the film breaking 6: shabadoo's revenge? of course i can't show you my moves anymore because i was involved in a freak welding accident (which was my day job to help make ends meet while i danced) that gave me arthritis.0 -
Thats fantastic Coco!!! See everyone, Coco can do it and you can too! Coco also brings up a good point....these fabricated back stories are complete lies, so there is almost always an INCIDENT in your past which is why you can no longer....deep sea dive, breakdance, whatever.
Never say exactly what the incident is because it leads to questions. Just refer to the incident and that you dont ever talk about the incident (with a haunted look)
Rebecca: Your bar name is Kitty! YOu have been a nurse for your entire adult life but you recently got "Let Go" The investigation is still pending so you cant really talk about it, but youve been accused of manually masturbating patients and selling their sperm to sperm banks.
But on a more positive note you are not jobless, you recently took a job with a shady character at the airport, but you are starting to think you are a spotter for the international sex trade, so you are actively seeking employment elsewhere.0 -
The investigation is still pending so you cant really talk about it, but youve been accused of manually masturbating patients and selling their sperm to sperm banks.
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Is this one of your fantasies??? lol0 -
Anna it isnt really a fantasy but to be honest Im rarely gonna say no to a woman who wants to "rough up the suspect" (since you live across the pond and sometimes dont get our euphemisms...that one roughing up the suspect is *kitten* or a handjob!)
And Becky: The phone # thing is an easy fix. Put the phone # to Dominos or Taco Bell or what not in your phone and when someone asks for your # give them that one. Works like a champ, I do it all the time.0 -
And Becky: The phone # thing is an easy fix. Put the phone # to Dominos or Taco Bell or what not in your phone and when someone asks for your # give them that one. Works like a champ, I do it all the time.
It doesn't always work... Several times guys have tried calling me right away to "make sure it's real" and that's just an awfully awkward conversation to have...0 -
And Becky: The phone # thing is an easy fix. Put the phone # to Dominos or Taco Bell or what not in your phone and when someone asks for your # give them that one. Works like a champ, I do it all the time.
It doesn't always work... Several times guys have tried calling me right away to "make sure it's real" and that's just an awfully awkward conversation to have...
yeah but learn to embrace the awkward moments! Remember false confidence is still confidence. If he calls it right away and says WTF you gave me a fake #....look him in the eye then gaze top of his head slowly pan down to his toes and back up to eyes....then say, yeah Im really not that interested so I gave you a fake phone # in an attempt to be polite....I guess you dont catch on very well.0 -
And Becky: The phone # thing is an easy fix. Put the phone # to Dominos or Taco Bell or what not in your phone and when someone asks for your # give them that one. Works like a champ, I do it all the time.
It doesn't always work... Several times guys have tried calling me right away to "make sure it's real" and that's just an awfully awkward conversation to have...
yeah but learn to embrace the awkward moments! Remember false confidence is still confidence. If he calls it right away and says WTF you gave me a fake #....look him in the eye then gaze top of his head slowly pan down to his toes and back up to eyes....then say, yeah Im really not that interested so I gave you a fake phone # in an attempt to be polite....I guess you dont catch on very well.
Awkward can be fun... last time this happened I just took his phone and put it down my shirt and told him it was rude to play with his phone when there was a lady with an empty drink at the table (I had no problem making him buy me drinks, he was flirting with me because he was looking to cheat on his girlfriend because he would rather she break up with him than he man up and break up with her... idiot).0 -
I will say that the invention of cell phones has made it much harder to give a guy a bogus phone number though.
This is a good thing!
Instead of giving out bogus names or phone numbers, how about just saying to a guy, "I don't like you. Get lost!". We'd prefer it if you did it like that when you weren't into us.0 -
I always used Stacey .. lol. I don't know why. I always hated Jennifer. There were 5 Jennifers in my graduating class!0
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I will say that the invention of cell phones has made it much harder to give a guy a bogus phone number though.
This is a good thing!
Instead of giving out bogus names or phone numbers, how about just saying to a guy, "I don't like you. Get lost!". We'd prefer it if you did it like that when you weren't into us.
Hmmmmm .. the honest approach .. how caveman of you! lol0 -
I will say that the invention of cell phones has made it much harder to give a guy a bogus phone number though.
This is a good thing!
Instead of giving out bogus names or phone numbers, how about just saying to a guy, "I don't like you. Get lost!". We'd prefer it if you did it like that when you weren't into us.
I don't really care what he prefers. My comfort level is more important to me than some guy I'm not interested in seeing again. Sorry bub.0 -
I don't really care what he prefers. My comfort level is more important to me than some guy I'm not interested in seeing again. Sorry bub.
Kinda..no..totally agree. Especially because I only give out the fake info to the really creepy ones that don't get the hint..0 -
Now I can't get that song "Stacy's Mom" out of my head!0
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Now I can't get that song "Stacy's Mom" out of my head!
Oh, God dammit!0 -
It's very easy ladies... you ask them for their number if they insist on having yours. Simple. And don't call if you're not interested.
I agree that it's an awkward conversation to have if you give them the wrong number and they dial right then and there so you have theirs...0 -
I will say that the invention of cell phones has made it much harder to give a guy a bogus phone number though.
This is a good thing!
Instead of giving out bogus names or phone numbers, how about just saying to a guy, "I don't like you. Get lost!". We'd prefer it if you did it like that when you weren't into us.
most guys will accept that , but every now and then you get the crazy a*hole who calls you 40 types of b*tches for wasting his time (by saying hi :laugh: ) or the "you're ugly anyway" guy,0 -
Anna it isnt really a fantasy but to be honest Im rarely gonna say no to a woman who wants to "rough up the suspect" (since you live across the pond and sometimes dont get our euphemisms...that one roughing up the suspect is *kitten* or a handjob!)
100% correct in your assumption that I had no clue 'what rough up the suspect' meant!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
I've never heard of a man's 'junk' measured in poundage either!!! Inches? yes! Girth? Yes!! Pounds? NO!!! But that's another thread.....lol
How on earth do you weigh your.....................oh,never mind.......:laugh:0 -
Anna it isnt really a fantasy but to be honest Im rarely gonna say no to a woman who wants to "rough up the suspect" (since you live across the pond and sometimes dont get our euphemisms...that one roughing up the suspect is *kitten* or a handjob!)
100% correct in your assumption that I had no clue 'what rough up the suspect' meant!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
I've never heard of a man's 'junk' measured in poundage either!!! Inches? yes! Girth? Yes!! Pounds? NO!!! But that's another thread.....lol
How on earth do you weigh your.....................oh,never mind.......:laugh:
I assume a food or postage scale would be good for that! 0
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