I'm curious boys ...
Jennifer2387
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So . some of you were chatting about getting dirty texts and what not during the work day .. A girl boner is very easy to hide .. I'm thinking a guy boner .. not so much.
What do you? Do you walk around with your paperwork in front of your ...excitement .. lol. do you think about your grandma or honey boo boos mom?
How do you handle it?
What do you? Do you walk around with your paperwork in front of your ...excitement .. lol. do you think about your grandma or honey boo boos mom?
How do you handle it?
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Well I am no longer a teenager so my boner is no longer my master...I am the master of my boner. Plus I have a private office so if it really gets bad, I have dirty texter over to the office to help reduce any swelling she may have caused!0
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I'm at a desk, i can sit there till its gone. I've never had to get up during a boner but if i had too I'd either tell them to hold up and think non-sexy thoughts or if i have a fleece on, pull it over my bulge...or just say F it...who cares if the ladies I work with get a free show.0
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I've lost enough weight that my pants are about 2-4 sizes too big. They are loose enough no one would know. Before the weight loss getting dirty texts or pics was never a concern.0
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So . some of you were chatting about getting dirty texts and what not during the work day .. A girl boner is very easy to hide .. I'm thinking a guy boner .. not so much.
What do you? Do you walk around with your paperwork in front of your ...excitement .. lol. do you think about your grandma or honey boo boos mom?
How do you handle it?
I work nights. I have very little co-worker/people interaction. During the day, when I am at the gym, my workout pants are loose enough that I don't have that problem. Other times, no comment0 -
What do you? Do you walk around with your paperwork in front of your ...excitement .. lol. do you think about your grandma or honey boo boos mom?
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If its early and no ones in the office...there's only one way to get rid of the boner..lol.0
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Since I stand behind the parts counter at work I guess I would just move a lot closer to it so co workers wouldn`t notice.
If such a thing was to ever happen that is.
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Either try to wait it off or untuck my shirt to cover it.0
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Well I am no longer a teenager so my boner is no longer my master...I am the master of my boner. Plus I have a private office so if it really gets bad, I have dirty texter over to the office to help reduce any swelling she may have caused!
I like that you've mastered your boners.0 -
Well I am no longer a teenager so my boner is no longer my master...I am the master of my boner. Plus I have a private office so if it really gets bad, I have dirty texter over to the office to help reduce any swelling she may have caused!
I like that you've mastered your boners.
Odus!!! Long time no see, where have you been hiding? And yes I am the mother ****ing Yoda of my boners!!0 -
Well I am no longer a teenager so my boner is no longer my master...I am the master of my boner. Plus I have a private office so if it really gets bad, I have dirty texter over to the office to help reduce any swelling she may have caused!
I like that you've mastered your boners.
He is the master of his domain0 -
I like that you've mastered your boners.
Quoting this because it's probably one of the best things I've ever seen.0 -
Well I am no longer a teenager so my boner is no longer my master...I am the master of my boner. Plus I have a private office so if it really gets bad, I have dirty texter over to the office to help reduce any swelling she may have caused!
I like that you've mastered your boners.
Odus!!! Long time no see, where have you been hiding? And yes I am the mother ****ing Yoda of my boners!!
Freaking work. My job now sucks until approximately April 15th *LOL*0 -
Are you a tax girl???? Did that sound dirty to anyone else or just me?0
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I adjust pants accordingly but honestly though I really don't care, if worst comes to worse I think of as many neutral objects or things as possible.0
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Well I am no longer a teenager so my boner is no longer my master...I am the master of my boner. Plus I have a private office so if it really gets bad, I have dirty texter over to the office to help reduce any swelling she may have caused!
I like that you've mastered your boners.
He is the master of his domain
Jedi master of his boner0 -
Interesting .. I work with a lot of males and I have never seen any of them with a boner. That is such a goofy word.
I think it is a good thing I don't work with someone I have a girl boner for .. because I would make sure that they had a boy boner just so I could see it ..lol.0 -
Well, I usally ask for photographic evidence! :bigsmile:0
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Interesting .. I work with a lot of males and I have never seen any of them with a boner. That is such a goofy word.
I think it is a good thing I don't work with someone I have a girl boner for .. because I would make sure that they had a boy boner just so I could see it ..lol.
That is interesting, I spend a lot of time trying to NOT look at people so I don't think I'd even notice if they had one?0 -
I work with a mostly male population of incompetent people .. and I'm a nurse.... I've seen more boners at work then most pornos0
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i will never forget the first time i gave a guy a boner as a consequence of part of my job. i was still a nursing student and honestly it caught me off guard. got used to it quickly after that ;-)I work with a mostly male population of incompetent people .. and I'm a nurse.... I've seen more boners at work then most pornos0
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Boner Masters (idea for new reality series??)0
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Boner Masters (idea for new reality series??)
it really wouldn't shock me if this was a real show lol0 -
I wear jeans to work, and they do a pretty solid job of keeping things under wraps. It's funny though as I wear a big Sonic The Hedgehog belt buckle, and I get a lot of people that say "Hey, I like your belt buckle! Uh...I wasn't looking at your crotch though". I find it very entertaining, and remarkably lonely at the same time. Just once I would like someone to say "Hey, I like your crotch! Nice buckle too."0
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I just drape a ring binder over it until it goes away. You just have to be careful as you are snapping the rings closed. Ouch!!! That's a mistake I won't make three times.0
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i will never forget the first time i gave a guy a boner as a consequence of part of my job. i was still a nursing student and honestly it caught me off guard. got used to it quickly after that ;-)I work with a mostly male population of incompetent people .. and I'm a nurse.... I've seen more boners at work then most pornos
haha also a nurse and I too can relate... I now work in maternity so I only see the product of what boners can do LOL0 -
I work with a mostly male population of incompetent people .. and I'm a nurse.... I've seen more boners at work then most pornos
LOL@Jenbit - OMG... I was just talking to someone about how nurses see some crazy chit at hospitals.... like, people that are given dilaudid for an injury/mass pain and start masturbating or going around showing their nurses their junk and don't even realize what they are doing... or remember it afterwards. I swear I could NOT stop laughing at that one...0 -
I wear jeans to work, and they do a pretty solid job of keeping things under wraps. It's funny though as I wear a big Sonic The Hedgehog belt buckle, and I get a lot of people that say "Hey, I like your belt buckle! Uh...I wasn't looking at your crotch though". I find it very entertaining, and remarkably lonely at the same time. Just once I would like someone to say "Hey, I like your crotch! Nice buckle too."
For the love of furry animals, change out the Sonic The Hedgehog belt buckle to a SUPERMAN belt buckle.
Problem solved.
(you're welcome)
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I wear jeans to work, and they do a pretty solid job of keeping things under wraps. It's funny though as I wear a big Sonic The Hedgehog belt buckle, and I get a lot of people that say "Hey, I like your belt buckle! Uh...I wasn't looking at your crotch though". I find it very entertaining, and remarkably lonely at the same time. Just once I would like someone to say "Hey, I like your crotch! Nice buckle too."
I feel similar when guys compliment my shirt and not my boobs
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Sonic > Superman. Also consider the effects of the below belt buckle. I feel like sitting would be a rather uncomfortable experience. Similarly it's why I didn't purchase the Atari belt buckle.I wear jeans to work, and they do a pretty solid job of keeping things under wraps. It's funny though as I wear a big Sonic The Hedgehog belt buckle, and I get a lot of people that say "Hey, I like your belt buckle! Uh...I wasn't looking at your crotch though". I find it very entertaining, and remarkably lonely at the same time. Just once I would like someone to say "Hey, I like your crotch! Nice buckle too."
For the love of furry animals, change out the Sonic The Hedgehog belt buckle to a SUPERMAN belt buckle.
Problem solved.
(you're welcome)
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